Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 20, 2016
October 19, 2016
October 21, 2016
Transcript:
"Pre-history of 'Pearls'. The radiation from the nuclear blast caused genetic mutations, giving each animal on Earth incredible skill, far beyond their normal capabilities." Pig: I can talk! Goat: I can read! Larry: Me can step on ants! "Well, not every animal." Larry: Dey bite my @*#*@*# toes! Dey bite my @*#*@*# toes!
What skills did the ants get?