Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 29, 2016

While you’re at it, Pig, stop contributing to the greenhouse gases.

That won’t work. Gravity will still pull you back.

Pig’s arms are going to tire sooner or later… not to mention he won’t be able to hold his food if his hands are on the curtain rod for all time

What if we all run from east to west as fast as we can? Will that bring the speed back up?

Ah, so now their trying to make daylight savings seem to be true. In the spring Goat will see something claiming the rotation is speeding up.

That means longer days and longer nights. Enough time to sleep in lol

Everyone knows that you spin faster when you pull your arms in close to your body. What Pig needs to do is dig a very deep hole and climb into it………et voila most people won’t get that joke.

If Superman didn’t affect time for people on earth, how do you account for that jarring glitch in Supertramp’s “Give a Little Bit” that we all heard?

I am stuck on that curtain rod being able to hold up Pig :-)

Pig really isn’t fat

Earth’s rotation slowing down? No big deal. It’s been slowing down ever since the Moon formed billions of years ago.

If Pig’s too fat, shouldn’t he fall?

I think I heard about this new Earthspin Diet on Dr Oz.

Staying off the ground will make the earth rotate even slower, according to the law of conservation of angular momentum.

Panel 4, curtain rod breaks, Pig falls to the floor.

Panel 5, earth goes out of orbit.

It’s the moon, I tell you. But so far in my lifetime, it’s over six feet further away from the earth.

Bah! When pigs fly! When fat Pig flies, Earth will regain lost speed!

Speaking of which (kinda), Fall Back!

It’s all the overpopulation that’s causing it.

There are such things as birth control and adoption.

Just my two cents worth. Nobody needs to take it personally.

xxx

The earth has changed rotational direction several times in the las few billion years. Magnetic line imprints in the grain of lava-formed rocks show this.

If pigs weren’t fat, they wouldn’t taste so good.

Come on people, stop taking the literal meaning of these comics!

Pig’s just a Little Weak on Earth Science!!

Just blame it on Donald Trump

Better than Roy’s “grabbity” theory.

Then, when the Earth rotates pig to the side, it speeds up to 9000 miles. When pig is back on the top, the earth quickly stops, and we all get flung a speed at about 9000 mph.