Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 09, 2016
November 08, 2016
November 10, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: What do you think happens to pigs when they die? Pig: They go to heaven. Goat: Because pigs are good and deserve eternal happiness? Pig: Because it can't be heaven without bacon. Goat: So much for their happiness. Pig: We take one for the team.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Also, pigs are cannibals.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
Many pork products can indeed be heavenly, especially with mustard.
cdgar about 8 years ago
I’ll bite. I love pork.
æ² about 8 years ago
So they’re eating high on the hog?
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
I don’t think Pig even knows what bacon is made of.
Bilan about 8 years ago
They also go to Hawaii
♫ SPAM ♪ SPAM ♪ SPAM ♪ SPAM ♪ LOVELY SPAM ♬
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago
Being bacon is a better retirement plan than most.
asianwoof about 8 years ago
I was thinking, when pigs fly, and today one just flew past.
Emjeff about 8 years ago
Don’t forget ribs….
Strong51Bad about 8 years ago
Unfortunately, there is an “I” in “Team”. See the T-shirt.
garcoa about 8 years ago
In hell there is no bacon?
Qiset about 8 years ago
I grew up on a pig farm. Pig will eat just about everything but not exactly everything. The don’t like grapefruit. At least ours didn’t.
BobCu about 8 years ago
Is there a magical 2nd life in a magical heaven for pigs and humans? No, of course not. Magic is not real. It’s the childish wishful thinking of cowards. Does this mean most Americans have cowardly fear of reality? Unfortunately yes. Religions make people dense.
Number Three about 8 years ago
Rats go to hell.
xxx
Sneakygit Premium Member about 8 years ago
Thx a lot pig =)
SpongebobPatrickBackwards about 8 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bitter Scribe about 8 years ago
At least Pig is a good sport.
alantain about 1 year ago
If there is no chocolate in heaven, I’m out!