Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 03, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    I guess Pigita never asked Pig to go to the drugstore for her.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Does “feminine products” also cover anything that has “My Little Pony” pictures on it?

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    Feminine Protection means a pink flamethrower…

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    Nuliajuk  over 7 years ago

    I’ve only seen those signs in women’s washrooms, not unisex ones. What are you doing the women’s washroom, Pig???

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    PICTO  over 7 years ago

    My toilet is safe…I keep all my bras and high heels in the closet where they belong.

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    steve7701 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I’m surprised the Comics Censor didn’t show up.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Rat answers the tough questions of our times.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 7 years ago

    Perhaps if Pig listened to Robert Earl Keene’s “Merry Christmas from the Family” on YouTube, he’d pick up a hint.

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    mjb515  over 7 years ago

    Are you sure you want a truthful answer to that question, Pig?

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    Ermine Notyours  over 7 years ago

    Women have a vending machine in their bathroom, and we don’t. That’s not fair!

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 7 years ago

    Ermine. Obviously you don’t lead a protected life.

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    kaffekup   over 7 years ago

    I’ve been in plenty of men’s rooms on highway exits that have vending machines. I always wonder who actually uses them.

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 7 years ago

    We had a vending machine in college with beer in it. Good times.

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    So not sanitary pads or tampons, no?

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Gee, I didn’t know that products had a sex (—gender, for you latter-day Confusionists). But, yeah, don’t throw them in the ter-lett, as old Archie used to say….

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    oakie817  over 7 years ago

    and they always leave the seat down

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    gigagrouch  over 7 years ago

    “Employees must wash hands before urinating.”

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    ND Cool Z  about 6 years ago

    Victoria’s Secret Toilet!

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    alantain  about 1 year ago

    What is wrong with people? Why do you need warnings not to do something you wouldn’t do at home!?! Or is there something wrong with me? In that case, I’ll stay exactly as I am, thanks.

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