Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 02, 2018

Does it do windows?

I want Rat’s Roomba.

If it will go grocery shopping, I’ll take one.

And then we wonder why they revolt…

let’s see a Roomba do taxes

I really hope it doesn’t use the same brush on both the floors and dishes.

Does dishes? Hey, where’d I get one of those?

But does it come with the cat in the Shark costume option??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2HU3LGdbo

And ask Rat about his flying car!

Can it also cook you a good home meal?

Anyone ever hear of a dishwasher? Just put your dishes inside, put some soap in, turn it on and in a couple of hours, clean dishes.

dishes, taxes, what’s the difference? They’re both messy…

Everyone should have such a helpful Roomba, mate.

Can’t it do the Rumba dance?

Now if Alexa could do this, I’d be interested.

I have one that plays a banjo, so I can play dueling banjo duets with it. Trouble is my neighbor has one that plays bag pipes & makes my dog howl off key.

My Roomba ran off with my neighbor’s drone. I mean FLEW off.

My Roomba ran off with my neighbor’s drone. I mean FLEW off.

The singularity was reached for 90% of humanity with the release of the Roomba.

The singularity was reached for 90% of humanity with the release of the Roomba.

Not only does it do More Stuff; Rat’s Roomba whistles a happy tune while doing it!

Hey, Santa! Can I change my “want” list?

How many cats can ride on it at once?

I HATE CHORES!! I wish I could have that roomba.

I really need to get a roomba like that.

Does anyone know why a Roomba is circular when most houses are made up of right angles?