Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 29, 2018

Be happy. You can sell them all your old clothes at marked up prices by labeling them vintage.

To late, Pig. Too late.

Hipster Invasion

Be prepared for Night of the Living Deadbeat Yuppies following this Hipster Invasion.

For a moment I thought Pig said “Hamsters”.

I bet GD has the machine gun on the tripod already.

GD, no need to carry this war too far. Just take care of the guy with the man bun. We don’t want that coming back.

We need to start patting people down to check them for avocado toast.

Four dollar coffee and no donuts …….

I’m not overly concerned about hipsters. I see them as beatnik wannabes. They can try, but they’ll never be truly hip.

The Homeowners’ Association should be able to handle them or at least clean them up.

“Weapons free for tactical nukes, sir?”

Classified? Pastis cannot explain Guard Duck’s lack of appearances, can he?

Man buns: the curse of the modern young man.

Call Cartman.

YAY!!! GUARD DUCK is back!!!

Quick! Buy any scarves you have had your eye on!

Guard Duck has been on special assignment with Sgt. Rock. Lock & Load.

I must admit, I had to look up “hipster” and “man bun”. This is disturbing… Will GD need backup? (Would those snotty cyclists be included in this definition?)

I’m happy to see Guard Duck is alive and well. Missed all of his quackery.

I have always wanted to take a hedge clipper to some guys man bun.

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Cue the music with the whiny off key vocals, lame melodies, and incomprehensible lyrics…

It’s not the $5 coffee, it’s the $3 of milk (soy, of course) in the cup with it.And donuts! $1.50 – each. We used to charge that much for 2 dozen! (Oh the good old Winchell’s days!)

Pastis: spot on representation of Hipsters – I love it!

Just got back from Malibu area this A.M. and this comic and comments summed it up well! Hipsters and ridiculous prices!

Oh and about the tattoos, in 10 years they are going to be this grey, green gob. That cute little unicorn you got will look like a Clydesdale.

Hipster doofus for President.Doh.Not that one ;(

My first instinct was to say kill them before they breed. But, that seems unlikely.

Oh noes! The youth are doing the youth thing differently than I did! And I can sees it! Please stop exposing me to the existential horror of my own mortality! /s

Dudes, when you’re bitchin’ about the kids these days, you’re into curmudgeonhood, and that way only leads to death. Live a little, embrace the new, and try to celebrate the generation you’ve created.

Glad to see Guard Duck is back from training Scary Gary’s Guard Chick. (A relative?)

Oh no! Not them! Anyone but THEM!

Tp paraphrase Mel Brooks (Spaceballs) “Hipsters?! Oh, s$#^, there goes the neighborhood”

I was a hipster before it was cool.

I am so happy to see Guard Duck back! Now, we’ll get somewhere against those smelly Hipsters! Go, Guard Duck! No rules or restraints!

Shoot to kill!

Guard Duck has his three day stubble and cigarette. He’s ready.

Open fire!!

There goes the neighbourhood!