Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 18, 2018

The Oscar Mayer hot dog vehicle … and Pig sings as he mopeds:

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner; That is what I truly wish to be; Cause if I were a Oscar Mayer weiner; Everyone would be in love; Oh everyone would be in love; Everyone would be in love with me!