Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 21, 2019

Too bad, for a nanosecond I was happy for Sal.

That’s the plan, Mr. Censor.

That’s what the five-second delay is for.

shhhhhh-… aaaaaame-…. fuuuuuul

Job security.

Well, Sal was involved in at least one intercourse. Now she’ll need to seek another.

Maybe Sal was employed as an auctioneer.

I’d kiss her but……….she won’t let me.

I wonder if Sal’s related to the DMV sloths in the movie “Zootopia”. ;D

Junior High discourse for those ‘not getting any.’

Well Mr. Censor give your job to Sal because he got Laid ………….Off. This way your life span will increase ;-) ….. Croc Power !

And to that I say: “good!”

Reminds me of Bob and Ray’s “Slow Talkers of America.”

Slow talking Sal got Toon Boy in trouble.

PBS is beyond Sal-vage.

H. O. W. S. L. O. O. O. W. I. S. S. H. E. E. E. E. ????

Is Sal short for Sally? Looks like a guy to me.

He asked if he could and by the time she could say no, she was three months pregnant.

CSC guy needs to get laid

They called her frivolous Sal, a peculiar sort of a gal…

Censor would have had a stroke if Sal had been going to New York to see her uncle, Jack, off Broadway.

I… got… blown…

Away… by… the… Avengers… movie.

Meanwhile, Art Spiegelman has found out what real comic book censors are concerned about. https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/aug/17/art-spiegelman-golden-age-superheroes-were-shaped-by-the-rise-of-fascism

The contractor came in and laid my new floor. And cleaned up after himself. He has promised to fix the wet spot in the middle.

Oh grow up and get your mind out of the gutter!

Maybe THAT’S the idea, Mr. censor !!! lol

Sal got screwed……..over.

They’re certainly trying!

Reminds me of one of the Simpsons’ halloween episodes. On the set of his TV show Krusty bounds out dressed as a vampire. The kids cheer and Krusty says “Hey hey kids! Tonight I am going to SUCK!” – then we see a stage hand flip to the next cue card and Krusty says: “…your BLOOD!”

The boss promised …

fulfillment if he would come in her …

People have told me I’m a terrific debater. Masterful, in fact.

“I got laid off” is by far the more offensive phrase.

SHUT THE F……………….RONT DOOR!

Loving all the comments that took the joke and ran with it!

Poor performance in the first window, I bet.

wow, blew me…

away

The ‘Censor should just move to another comic that ISN’T so hilariously vile!XD Maybe Garfield?

shouldn’t the censor be looking for Gary Varvel – he’s pretty offensive than Patsis

Either way, she was scr*wed…

What a butt…insky Comic Strip Censor Guy is! He wasn’t even in need today!

Sounds like Sal got screwed…

Maybe she has Tortoise Nervosa.