Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 01, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Does the news lady have scotch and/or bourbon?

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    DanielRyanMulligan  over 5 years ago

    thank you buster keaton for allowing us to enter the screen

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    Can the weather girl make it up to me?

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Forget Justin Case, I’d rather have the case.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And like all motherly News Ladies they give you your teddy bear and a bottle of liquor

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    DennisinSeattle  over 5 years ago

    Wow, he must have cable, my News Lady never gave me a hug. Never mind a bottle.

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    Little Caesar  over 5 years ago

    “Booze is the only answer” – Woody Woodbury

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    willispate  over 5 years ago

    I’ve heard of 3-D TV, but this is ridiculous.

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    hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    Gin and teddy.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 5 years ago

    Weather Girl could have been a tad hotter, Pab! Looked a bit neutral to me!

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    dadoctah  over 5 years ago

    “…and now, to make up for all the depressing, disturbing, unpleasant news we bring you all day long, please accept five minutes of footage of this basket of kittens.”

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m hazy on the start and end of this particular practice… but for several years Rachel Maddow would end her broadcast week by demonstrating how to make classic or entirely new cocktails at the end of each Friday program. She’d talk about the history of the drink, suggest a few tweaks, and sometimes demonstrate her own innovation on a beloved standard cocktail. Famously, she once stated that she disliked Pina Coladas… and then proceeded to make one that she had reformulated into a respectable beverage.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Oh good. Now we got food, and a drink to go with it too.

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    Saved by Mr. Booze !

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    Ksandler4570  over 5 years ago

    No, Pig is right. It’s not her fault. It’s ours for choosing to watch constantly. We don’t need to watch the news 24/7 because it’s available. It puts crap in our heads. We are much better off turning off the news. It keeps us happier and a more positive mindset.

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    mjb515  over 5 years ago

    “Dirty little secrets

    Dirty little lies

    We got our dirty little fingers in everybody’s pie

    We love to cut you down to size

    We love dirty laundry

    We can do “The Innuendo”

    We can dance and sing

    When it’s said and done we haven’t told you a thing

    We all know that Kraft is king

    Give us dirty laundry!

    Kick ‘em when they’re up

    Kick ‘em when they’re down"

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    Snoots  over 5 years ago

    Nah, if she thought of everything the bottle would be brandy or malt scotch. Gin? Bleh.

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    Geophyzz  over 5 years ago

    With gin on his breath and a Bible in his hand, he talked about honor and things I should know.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    PIG had tee martunies then went to bed

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    V45mikky  over 5 years ago

    Like Gin will take care of all our problems.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Will she tuck us in, too? … give us a good-night kiss?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I wonder if that sort of luxury would’ve worked 80 years ago when people had to listen to the news on the radio

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    Holden Awn  over 5 years ago

    Too many ‘news ladies’, and news men, these days think up things that never happened and try to pass them off as news. Or put their own interpretations to things that did happen and pass the spin off as fact.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 5 years ago

    They don’t even advertise hard liquor on the news, but now they can give it away?

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    nednewbie  over 5 years ago

    Can I have a bottle too, News Lady? :-D

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    waes-hael  over 5 years ago

    Yes! Yes it IS the newscaster’s fault! Infotainment Industry only seeks to keep its audience emotionally astir!

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 5 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTJcchmKhPw

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    willie_mctell  over 5 years ago

    We don’t get that show here. Is Comcast holding out?

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    Bookworm  over 5 years ago

    I’m not sure this would work, Pig. As sensitive as you are, you’d probably just go on a crying jag.

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    Eric S   over 5 years ago

    That was a woman??

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    Fontessa  over 5 years ago

    Queen Elizabeth drinks s glass of champagne at bedtime.

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    SIERAGATOR Premium Member over 5 years ago

    the Eagles “Dirty laundry”

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 5 years ago

    A hug and a christian word of wisdom would do (it being Sunday), not a bottle of gin.

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    asrialfeeple  over 5 years ago

    At least all the bad thing are still newsworthy.

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    ericrgrant  over 5 years ago

    There’s nothing like the real world to get you down.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    If the TV started conversing with me, much less came through the screen and gave me a hug, I’d freak out big time, wouldn’t I Siri?

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    A bottle of gin and a teddy bear! Pig is all set for a good booze-’n-snooze.

    Would be even better if news readers ready did “just say what happens,” but I don’t want to shatter Pig’s blissful naivete…

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    The modern miracle of interactive media!

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