Wrong spelling of “kin” (he used “Ken”). Now if it would’ve read: “Barbie hated her family so she decided to push kin off of a cliff” it would’ve worked better.
Russian Lit?!?!? Oh please, Classical Lit was bad enough, but at least that class had fun monsters in it. Besides, one can get a job in retail (Starbucks, McD, Taco Bell, etc) without wasting money and loans on a useless LAS degree that would include that class and yield a degree that will earn no money.
I kinda know how “Pig” feels…On my first day of Algebra class the teacher told us “Let X equal the unknown” !“X” succeeded and remained unknown ( to me ) that entire semester.
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
It would help if Pig read the assignment.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
I’m thinking that if Rat took that class, he’d mistake Cervantes for cerveza.
DennisinSeattle about 5 years ago
kaffekup about 5 years ago
That’s a very open-ended question.
“Nothing. And that’s the correct answer.”
sirbadger about 5 years ago
That question would also be tough for the smart kid — he could write pages and pages.
Robin Harwood about 5 years ago
It would help if Pig learned to speak properly. Then he’d be able to hear the difference between “Pushk I n” and “pushk E n”.
B UTTONS about 5 years ago
What Vladmir Putin dared Trump during their first meeting. Putin took off his shirt and said: push skin
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 5 years ago
Don’t worry, Pig. Before the next quiz on a Russian author, just “Gogol” him.
chris_weaver about 5 years ago
Pig knows even less about Warren Peace!
dadoctah about 5 years ago
Pushkin. Wasn’t that one of Beatrix Potter’s characters?
asrialfeeple about 5 years ago
My brothers were blocking my path again, so I had to push kin out of the way.
mjb515 about 5 years ago
How did you pass a reading class?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
Frankly, I like Pig’s version better. :D
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Did he mean the Puppet Master?
uniquename about 5 years ago
Pig probably thought it was supposed to be a fast class. You know, Rushin’ Lit.
asmbeers about 5 years ago
Well… there’s all that darn reading, for one thing…
Ellis97 about 5 years ago
Oh Pig, you’re such a card.
ChristineMurphy about 5 years ago
He should get some points for that response. Not easy to think those things up. Just ask Stephan.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 5 years ago
Oh, I know this! In a James Bond film. Fat Russian. Had a girlfriend played the cello.
Reader about 5 years ago
And then she Chekhov him off her list.
Snoots about 5 years ago
“It’s so difficult to dump your boyfriend. He keeps floating back up to the top.”
johndifool about 5 years ago
Who is someone who has never been in my kitchen?
Linguist about 5 years ago
A Puskin lead to a shove.
Bucinka about 5 years ago
I think that was an episode of Forensic Files.
gnome about 5 years ago
?Wait, What?!…..Pigs IN a class?!
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Dostoyevsky. Now, say it three times really fast.
Lee26 Premium Member about 5 years ago
I would’ve flunked that class, too. I thought it said ‘Push Pin’, lol.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Wrong spelling of “kin” (he used “Ken”). Now if it would’ve read: “Barbie hated her family so she decided to push kin off of a cliff” it would’ve worked better.
Al Nala about 5 years ago
This is SO obvious…and funny, too!
Breadboard about 5 years ago
Pig me thinks you need a hearing test ! ;-) … Croc Power !
Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
Keep Stalin like that and you’ll get poor Marx…
jonesbeltone about 5 years ago
Pig has been having Larry tutor him for this class.
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Is this a racist-like comment on southpaws? My dear brother is one and he only pushed me off a cliff once. Ken
Scott S about 5 years ago
Barbie ran off with GI Joe years ago.
jonnytest about 5 years ago
Russian Lit?!?!? Oh please, Classical Lit was bad enough, but at least that class had fun monsters in it. Besides, one can get a job in retail (Starbucks, McD, Taco Bell, etc) without wasting money and loans on a useless LAS degree that would include that class and yield a degree that will earn no money.
eladee AKA Wally about 5 years ago
Ya think?
gopher gofer about 5 years ago
pushkin is the opposite of pullkin…
TonysSon about 5 years ago
I kinda know how “Pig” feels…On my first day of Algebra class the teacher told us “Let X equal the unknown” !“X” succeeded and remained unknown ( to me ) that entire semester.
Concretionist about 5 years ago
Pig rhymes pen and pin, ken and kin. Just like I do… unlike all my ken KIN, I meant kin who always give me considerable static.
Call me Ishmael about 5 years ago
Do not confuse Pushkin with Foreskin. Fo-res-kin – accent on the “res” , that is !
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Blame it on Cartoon-Boy, Pig. We all know that he wrote your atrocious pun….