Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 16, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    Pig should also pay more attention and not rely on others for his safety.

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    garcoa  about 5 years ago

    Should have asked “May I cross?”

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    juncarlo  about 5 years ago

    Oh, no! Pig was become roadkill!

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    Baarorso  about 5 years ago

    I didn’t think a crossing guard made that much money. :/

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    as Calvin once wrote, “be careful or be roadkill”

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    DennisinSeattle  about 5 years ago

    Most crossing guards are retired men and women. They can get distracted sometimes when their retirement assets are at risk.

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    November 16, 2019: When a pig flies.

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    DennisinSeattle  about 5 years ago

    He didn’t even put his paddle out for you, Pig!

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    santa72404  about 5 years ago

    Hey looky there Pigs Can Fly!

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    Roadkill bacon, anyone?

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    Breadboard  about 5 years ago

    Was Rat behind the wheel of that car ? … Croc Power !

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    cdgar  about 5 years ago

    I got dibs on the bacon!

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    LeeCox  about 5 years ago

    “I should pay more attention.” Ya THINK, Chris?

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    InuYugiHakusho  about 5 years ago

    You THINK?!!

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    wrd2255  about 5 years ago

    Hey, the Dow hit 28,000 so even though there’s carnage, everything’s fine. :-)

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    PIG has the worst luck….

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    Double-crossed by the crossing guard…

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    Masterskrain  about 5 years ago

    MAN, I’m SO GLAD that I DON’T have cell service ANYWHERE within 20 miles of where I live!!

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    Ellis97  about 5 years ago

    That crossing guard should save checking for his break.

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    KEA  about 5 years ago
    If you ain’t eatin’ Wham, you ain’t eatin’ ham. — Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House.
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    Radish...   about 5 years ago

    Pig has crossed to the other side.

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    tripwire45  about 5 years ago

    What? Is Pig in elementary school?

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    Fliptak  about 5 years ago

    Pig is dead.

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    retpost  about 5 years ago

    Pig does not have enough to even pay attention.

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    syzygy47  about 5 years ago

    Can vs should.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    No, I will not eat green eggs and ham.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 5 years ago

    Why does the crossing need to be guarded anyway? Is it valuable?

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    B UTTONS  about 5 years ago

    Back to the drawing board for self-driving vehicles – the AI can now detect a person in the street, but cannot identify a Pig

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    JPuzzleWhiz  about 5 years ago

    “…but only at your own risk!”

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    JeromeLesniak  about 5 years ago

    Oh,no! Pig is dead! Wait a sec. That’s Kenny. Wrong deal. Sorry.

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    Tootsie Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Texting while doing crossing guard duty, but it was only a second. Good thing it’s a comic and not real life, otherwise he’d be arrested for dereliction of duty and perhaps involuntary manslaughter.

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    eromlig  about 5 years ago

    I’m afraid all of you missed the joke, which was a play on words, as usual (for Pastis). Cross trading is common within the mutual funds community; hence, when Pig asked if he could “cross” the guard looked up from his mutual funds and said “Sure.”

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Alas, poor Pig! I knew him well!

    How much a pound for that fresh bacon, Bob the Butcher?

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    He’s there to guard Children, not pigs

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    The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace)  over 2 years ago

    Kapow! Total wipeout, he never even saw it coming!!!

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