Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    I wonder if Rat bought cannabis stocks.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    His Highness Rat.

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 5 years ago

    If meth was in the mix, I could see him cleaning the house. But not eating up the pantry.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Rat’s buys stocks when severely depressed, then sells while hanging out at the local cannabis dispensary.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, at least you got a clean house out of it.

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    sounds like his investment went to pot…

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    Goat  almost 5 years ago

    Sounds more like something Pig would do.

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    hariseldon59  almost 5 years ago

    Gives new meaning to the comic strip ‘Hi and Lois’.

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    gregaw  almost 5 years ago

    So it wasn’t all bad.

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    Zykoic  almost 5 years ago

    Pharma

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    PICTO  almost 5 years ago

    Lab rats have the best drugs…

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    Jabroniville Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    LOL- more or less an open drug reference on the comics page? That’s great.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    So he bought a stash with all that cash…… Croc Power ! Pass the dutchie to the left-hand side …

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 5 years ago

    A time-release edible: THC first, then later speed kicks in. You’ve got a better explanation?

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    So what did Rat do to get “low”?!

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 5 years ago

    Rat thinks he’s Thanos?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He got ratfaced!

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    redback  almost 5 years ago

    how this passed censorship?

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    jonesbeltone  almost 5 years ago

    Reefer madness.

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    grocks  almost 5 years ago

    LOL – almost snorted my morning coffee laughing.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Oy! Delusional RAT!

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    When I open up a studio, I’m gonna need the best financial advisor ever.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    There’s always a catch.

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    txmystic  almost 5 years ago

    Rat’s eyes should be a lot redder in the middle panel…

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    Cerabooge  almost 5 years ago

    What does he buy when he’s low, funeral home stocks?

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    mattro65  almost 5 years ago

    Unlike Rat I ate everything in the entire house that contained sugar and then laid around listening to music. That didn’t last because I couldn’t get any of the kids to put on another CD for me.

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    Phydeux  almost 5 years ago

    Purple haze all in my brain

    Lately things just don’t seem the same

    Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why

    ’Scuse me while I kiss the sky

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    When I’m low, I can’t find the energy to buy anything.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    And now, Rat, it’s legal in so many places! High Times are with us until our “representatives” decide they aren’t….

    Who needs financial advice if they can afford weed?

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    F.A. a salesperson who parrots what the ninja number grunchers tell them what to sell. Just try to find an F.A.s salary.

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    LordHishimidoink  over 1 year ago

    I don’t get it.

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