Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 29, 2020

He croc-blocked them!

Unlike the vice-president of the United States, the crocs believe in following safety rules.

Helloooo Zeeba Neighba. Long time no see.

But we are 6 feet. He got 2 feet, you got 2 feet, I got 2 feet.

touché, Zebra, thwarting the crocodiles’ plan like that

Haven’t seen the crocs for a while!

Are muggings down?

Bushmeat isn’t safe anyway.

I hear that even robbers are wearing PPEs! At least in the UK!

http://dailym.ai/2KKPWIW

Curses! Foiled again!

Gonna get on my soap box here- New York, among other places have been hit hard by the virus so how can the “stay home” order be relaxed? I live in Az. and I hope our governor stays strong and keeps the “stay home” order. People are still getting the virus and dying from it. Anybody see the news about Lake Havasu? All those people are just thinking of themselves. Sure it’s hot here-but it’s no surprise- it happens every year, for Pete sake! (Sorry folks)

Zeeba deserves his stripes. good move!

Zeeba no want to get Crocrona virus!

Nice escape by Zebra, what is next, a Jedi mind trick?

Good to see the Crocs-and-Zebra gags coming back.

Dear Crocs , safe but still no Zebra food in belly ;-) … Croc Power !

YES! YES! YES! I missed seeing these type of strips. Zeeba neighba and crocs, shown together for the first time in a very, very long time. Thank you so much, Stephan! More strips like this, please!

YAY!!! CROCS!!! YAY!!! And, HULLO, Zeeba Nabah!

Sorry, croc doodz, this is how it must be. Like Bugs and Elmer or Wile E. and Road Runner, the law of the comic jungle guarantees you’ll never get even a nibble.

My favorite! Zeeba lucks out again! Yay!

Love those zeeba teeth!

Need really bad Zeeba/Croc pun someday.

Yeah! The Crocs are back!

Wow I thought the crocs were fired

Why haven’t they starved by now?

We need a croc-a-thon! At least 2 weeks of crocs strips. They’ve been missing far too long!

Hopefully they will be on more regularly, along with Guard Duck and Mr. Snuffles!

Woohoo! Crocs are back! Haven’t seen them for ages.

Now… WHERE IS GUARD DUCK????

And here I thought I had a problem with a neighbor’s barking dog. At least my neighba is not trying to make me their next meal.

Crocs are both dumb and polite. Hope there’s more with Crocks and social distancing. My favorite Crock strip had to do with Larry becoming a superhero and being defeated by HP Printer. Can’t remember the punchline but went something like Darn You, HP as he was foiled with a paper jam or ink, can’t remember. I pasted the Sunday strip next to my HP printer until it died, RIP Super Larry.

Is Junior home from school?

WELL, WELL. WHATS THE OCCASION? (GOOD COMIC TODAY) MORE CROCS!

Full tummy and sick, or empty tummy and healthy. You decide!

The ZEEBAH ZEEBAH EATAS started my day with a guffah again ! WOOO WOOO

Yay!!!

It’s always a treat to see Zeeba! I wish he’d get used more. He’s like Goat with added Crocs…

Aaaahahahahahahahaha…..me luv croks

Yeah Crocs!! They must have sheltering in place since last year. Who knew they would be this far ahead of the curve

Oh please please please MORE CROCS!!!!!

Social Distancing Starvation Diet

Once again, the bad guys forget that they shouldn’t give a soliloquy or Banshee cry before attacking.

I’ve missed the crocs. They are my favorite

Crocs are by far the most popular characters. Pig is NOT funny, ever.More crocs!!

Yeah, but zebra be groceries. So gobble eem up!

Socially distancing yourself from your dinner means no dinner.

Thanks Stephan, I needed this.

social distancing dont matter when ya hungry Crocs

Who would have known the pandemic could save a life.

Those crocs, dumb as they are, are showing more intelligence than Trump and Pence.

You are an absolute genius! I’m an ICU doctor and your strip helps bring a little joy to every stress-filled day. Thanks for emphasizing physical distancing. Glad Zeeba will live to see another day (and also looking into setting up a Happy Box for my residents)!

Everybody has to make sacrifices to the pandemic panic, my Croc friends.

(And Zeeba Neighba is still smarter than you guys….)

I love those crocs.

Is it safe for comic characters to step outside of their panels?

OMG I have missed the crocks so much! We need more crocks for sure. I love Larry even if he comes off as stupid. He is freaking adorable and beer is his only friend.

Crocs prank Zeeba attend anti-lockdown rally. No sozal distance dere. Nom nom nom.

Can we just mention how odd this was!

How ironic.