I hope someone is recording the major events this year, so that when it’s finally over they can make a “We Didn’t Start The Fire” style recap of it all.
Like I said, this is what the next gag should be: The characters are wearing their maskies; Rat says “I like how I can’t see your faces. Because you’re ugly.” You’re welcome, Pastis!
Comment I saw elsewhere: Anyone else feel like life is being written by a 4th grader right now? And there was this virus and everyone was scared. And then the world ran out of toilet paper. Yeah, and then there was no school for like a month and then it snowed.
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
And there are no sports to distract us.
DennisinSeattle over 4 years ago
South China Sea! Russian intercepts! Earthquake warnings!
Don’t watch the news, Goat.
Notaspy over 4 years ago
I hope someone is recording the major events this year, so that when it’s finally over they can make a “We Didn’t Start The Fire” style recap of it all.
SonneIsrael over 4 years ago
Pearls melt in champagne.
Wilde Bill over 4 years ago
Now if I cou;d just get my housemate to stop blaring MSNBC every waking hour.
B UTTONS over 4 years ago
The Politicians are going to ban the public from public parks and beaches, then claim ownership under squatter’s rights.
Caldonia over 4 years ago
Like I said, this is what the next gag should be: The characters are wearing their maskies; Rat says “I like how I can’t see your faces. Because you’re ugly.” You’re welcome, Pastis!
nosirrom over 4 years ago
“Why do you wear a mask and hood?“
I think everybody will in the near future,” was the man in black’s reply. "They’re terribly comfortable.”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride 1973
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Some people drop “F” bombs, which can get quite as bad…
rshive over 4 years ago
Well, I haven’t had an asteroid land on me. By my way of thinking, I’m ahead of the game.
Breadboard over 4 years ago
We’re gone be dropping Snake and Nap … Stay in your hole ! … Croc Power !
uniquename over 4 years ago
Time for the Happy Box again.
Reader over 4 years ago
Comment I saw elsewhere: Anyone else feel like life is being written by a 4th grader right now? And there was this virus and everyone was scared. And then the world ran out of toilet paper. Yeah, and then there was no school for like a month and then it snowed.
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
You stay out of this, Rat
walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago
Debbie Downer.
[Unnamed Reader - 5d506f] over 4 years ago
find Dave Barry / Miami Herald end of year review in November if we are still alive
redback over 4 years ago
may cheer you up for a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7hHx7gdN68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zUUtf7gOe8
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Facing truth and reality…..something the 42% need to do
redback over 4 years ago
more 80s cheesiness and techno-pop music if that makes you happy (it makes me happy) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9xBAtCsCTQ
Pony99CA over 4 years ago
Since when does Rat sympathize with anybody?
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Tell me when it’s safe to come out from under my basement steps.
walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago
No news is good news.
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
Rat has a knack for the mot juste.
asrialfeeple over 4 years ago
Did you see how many people usually die? And that’s not even counting covid-19
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Worry Bombs away!
cosman over 4 years ago
A radio station gives the virus numbers every half-hour.. like Chinese water torture.
BWR over 4 years ago
Can’t think of any ‘green’ poems, but…
I never saw a Purple Cow,I never hope to see one;But I can tell you, anyhow,I’d rather see than be one(by Gelett Burgess)