Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    And there are no sports to distract us.

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    DennisinSeattle  over 4 years ago

    South China Sea! Russian intercepts! Earthquake warnings!

    Don’t watch the news, Goat.

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    Notaspy  over 4 years ago

    I hope someone is recording the major events this year, so that when it’s finally over they can make a “We Didn’t Start The Fire” style recap of it all.

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    SonneIsrael  over 4 years ago

    Pearls melt in champagne.

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    Wilde Bill  over 4 years ago

    Now if I cou;d just get my housemate to stop blaring MSNBC every waking hour.

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    The Politicians are going to ban the public from public parks and beaches, then claim ownership under squatter’s rights.

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    Caldonia  over 4 years ago

    Like I said, this is what the next gag should be: The characters are wearing their maskies; Rat says “I like how I can’t see your faces. Because you’re ugly.” You’re welcome, Pastis!

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    “Why do you wear a mask and hood?“

    I think everybody will in the near future,” was the man in black’s reply. "They’re terribly comfortable.”

    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride 1973

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Some people drop “F” bombs, which can get quite as bad…

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    Well, I haven’t had an asteroid land on me. By my way of thinking, I’m ahead of the game.

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    Breadboard  over 4 years ago

    We’re gone be dropping Snake and Nap … Stay in your hole ! … Croc Power !

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    uniquename  over 4 years ago

    Time for the Happy Box again.

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    Reader  over 4 years ago

    Comment I saw elsewhere: Anyone else feel like life is being written by a 4th grader right now? And there was this virus and everyone was scared. And then the world ran out of toilet paper. Yeah, and then there was no school for like a month and then it snowed.

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    Ellis97  over 4 years ago

    You stay out of this, Rat

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    walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Debbie Downer.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 5d506f]  over 4 years ago

    find Dave Barry / Miami Herald end of year review in November if we are still alive

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    redback  over 4 years ago

    may cheer you up for a while

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7hHx7gdN68

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zUUtf7gOe8

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Facing truth and reality…..something the 42% need to do

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    redback  over 4 years ago

    more 80s cheesiness and techno-pop music if that makes you happy (it makes me happy) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9xBAtCsCTQ

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    Pony99CA  over 4 years ago

    Since when does Rat sympathize with anybody?

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Tell me when it’s safe to come out from under my basement steps.

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    walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago

    No news is good news.

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    willie_mctell  over 4 years ago

    Rat has a knack for the mot juste.

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    asrialfeeple  over 4 years ago

    Did you see how many people usually die? And that’s not even counting covid-19

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Worry Bombs away!

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    cosman  over 4 years ago

    A radio station gives the virus numbers every half-hour.. like Chinese water torture.

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    BWR  over 4 years ago

    Can’t think of any ‘green’ poems, but…

    I never saw a Purple Cow,I never hope to see one;But I can tell you, anyhow,I’d rather see than be one(by Gelett Burgess)

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