Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 15, 2020

Banana bread sucks!

Sing along with Sherlock: “If you want to be the top banana…”

Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today.

Anyway, there are currently many who are going bananas with what we are living..

Perhaps Pig is being polite and is criticizing the politicians.

They look good and firm before the election, then we see the brown mushy bruises immediately after being elected.

I like banana bread mushy and sweet!

Banana boat song, Harry Belafonte:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=PMigXnXMhQ4

Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today!

More like Harry Chapin’s song 30,000 pounds of bananas!

I won’t even bothering buying a banana that doesn’t already have a sprinkling of freckles.

Yeah, Goat! Back off!

Time to crush 2020 into the mixings for for a big, thick chocolate malted milk!

I don’t find any of this very appeeling! I say get the tallyman,and we’ll discuss it a whole bunch.

2020 has gone bananas indeed.

For us Boomers, buying Green Bananas is a thrill ride!

this encouraged me to go and google why we say ‘top banana’ for the head honcho…

no, i’m not going to tell you – you can google it yourself…

I’m allergic to bananas too.

I’d rather have the bread and give the banana (peel included) to Goat.

This year is driving Pig bananas.

Plague, high unemployment, riots, protests and a twit for Dear Leader, MAGA!! /S

As a skater, I can tell you that 2020 has been like stepping onto the ice while forgetting to remove your skate-guards! CRASH!

Sort of like if you get lemons make lemonade ;-) … Croc Power !

Good. Then there’s more fo us.

About half way through the second of three loaves. Not planning on making it last to the end of the year.

They’re also good in Strawberry/Banana Smoothies!

You’re as cuddly as a cactus

You’re as charming as an eel

Mr. Grinch, you’re a bad banana

(Mr. Grinch), with the greasy black peel

You’re a vile one

With any luck, 2021 will be that good banana bread.

Soft bananas are great for mashed banana & peanut butter sandwiches!

2020 is a bunch of bananas so old that they’re mush, black, and moldy. Fruit flies no longer want them.

Goat did make a corollary to what you do with lemons. Maybe we’ll survive this year and be better for it. It’s all up to you.

Banana bread or cake with mini chocolate chips… fudge frosting…..try it you’ll love it!

Go banana!

https://peanutbutterjellytime.net/

If that’s 2020 in your pocket, we’re not just happy to see it.

I think we’re going a bit bananas here.

2020 is more like zucchini. Nothing good has been known to come of it.

Since the world is going bananas anyway, I might as well brag … I live in The Banana Capital of the World – true story! Machala, Ecuador is called the “Banana Captial of the World.”

It’s Half Baked.. Needs another six months.

To me, the year is more like one of those deep-green bananas that never, ever ripen.

And you’d spoil all the other good bananas.

2020 is more like having a bunch of bananas with the deadly spider that hides there.

Banana ice cream?

Grandma’s and mom’s and my wife’s (all RIP) were the best.

It’s yellow and strangely bent/ and on Twitter it loves to vent/ it staggers and reels/ from the spurs on its heels/ it must be our “PR….”

Oops, didn’t mean to step on your toes, Dumb.

Hey, Pastis, you forgot Pig’s smudges!

Love banana bread, make it almost every week. Delicious with cream cheese or peanut butter…