Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 19, 2020

Clorox will be available in 2021‽

No bleach ?

Looks like next year will be eggscruciating.

At least he didn’t do anything presidential – like injecting it!

They’re like Daleks from Dr. Who.

would a little Duck Tape or Gorilla Tape help fix Joe’s cracked arm?

This is not what I imagined when they referred to “social cleansing”…

No, it will be giant clear hamster balls. Safety plus exercise!

In panel 6, his arm looks like a different body part.

Sterilize… sterilize…sterilize…sterilize…sterilize…sterilize…sterilize…sterilize…sterilize…sterilize…

I didn’t figure Rat to be the optimistic type… First time for everything, i guess

It’s adorable how Rat believes the entire world will change because he’s a paranoid little sh—.

“Clorox sprinklers on!” is a little less judgey than just pointing and shouting “Unclean!” But at least it incorporates something in the way of a solution beyond just pointing out the offensive one.

Will the maternity ward have enough beds next year?

Well, I guess the yolk’s on us!

Can’t eggspose yourself to atmosphere, eh.

These eggsperimental pods are a sure failure.

It certainly is an eggstremely eggsasperating eggsperience.

That does not look like fun ;-( ….. Croc Power !

Honestly, I actually do want those pods. As long as they are air conditioned.

Golly! Gosh! Gee! Maybe if we all followed the protocol called for by Dr. Faucci/CDC NOW, our 2021 meetings might not reach this stage. . .

This will never end.

Must be kidding, cant get people to wear a mask you’d have to imprision them for anything more.

Actually that should be two inches to the right.

Sure, you laugh now, but this may be the real future.

Aw they look like fun Easter eggs — and they are going to un-dye him. :(

As of today, there are 602,777 reasons why this isn’t funny.

Well, at least there’s beer.

Wouldn’t it be two inches to the right? Rat’s nose overlaps the tape measure, so he needs to move to the right. Unless we’re seeing a mirror image, in which case . . .

You would think for Rat, this would be utopia.

Parties are overrated anyway.

At first look, I thought these were the Egg People from Brewster Rockit.

If Rat moves two inches to his left he would be closer to Bob!

Exterminate!

This comic just killed my Grandma!

“Your nose is in my biness…” ☺

Ummm Pie!

Thank you for the great laugh.

COVID Karens.

I wish we could say there was no ’arm done!

I thought Weebl & Bob were making a guest appearance…

How come Bob is the only one with a circle?

I had a human cough on me today. I am scared to death.

I’m pretty sure this is how the Daleks got started. :)

This is an epidemiologists’s utopia.

Oh come on. No such thing. Social gatherings are done on a smart phone now.

Omergawd! This is crazy-good! Rat’s a genius! But Pig’s ears hang out: not good!

I thought they were peanut M&Ms.

how does pigs work if his ears are sticking out both ends