Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 07, 2020

Where’s the beer bucket?

Cheese is perfection.

I would like more a “Pasta alla Carbonara” .

I can see Pig going door to door saying, “Have you heard the good news about cheeses?”

BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE

Cheese is better than hope. You can eat cheese.

I wiggle my fingers happily. “Cheeeese, Gromit.”

Depressed writer is depressed #2095

CHEESE HOPE!!!!!

Cheese is good. Excellent even, in some cases. But really, MY “hope bucket” has chocolate in it.

This strip is getting cheesier by the day.

And here I thought it would be empty.

That’s great, Pig. The fatter you are, the better for us. Heh heh.

Well, his cheese is holey.

he reaches for cheese when he’s feeling bleu…

Cheese Gromit, don’t forget the cheese!

“Bringing in the Cheese”!

Eat the hope cheese now and have the “Assperations” later, Pig!

If that’s the answer to “Why are we here?” Pig, you just curdled my blood!

“What a friend we have in cheeses.”

It figures that hope would be fulla little holes…

I love cheese, but I’d rather have bacon!

I always thought it was alcohol

Pig you need Wine to go with that cheese ! Don’t forget some crackers or a nice loaf of bread ;-) … Croc Power !

Now that Hope (Hicks) is in quarantine with covid-19, does that mean that America is Hopeless?

At least PIG has a solution for his sadness….some never quite find theirs

Nothing like a really smooth pimento cheese spread on good buttery crackers. Thanks, Pig for reminding me to look for the joys in life! Hugs..

That argument has some holes, Pig…but then it’s cheese! :D

61 comments on cheese?! That says something, and I don’t want to hear it….

I like this idea

Old story:Two Palestinians start a dairy farm in the West Bank. They called it Cheeses of Nazareth.

Mmmm… a good block of parmesan…

I “hope” he doesn’t cut the cheese first…

Yummy.

I prefer a more proactive approach and make the ballot box my bucket of hope.

Faith, Hope, and …. Cheese!

But will all that cheese plug Pig up?

Do NOT Google “swiss cheese guy philadelphia”!

I can see Rat doing that, but Pig…?

These jokes curdle my sense of humor!

To all the funny commenters, thanks, you’ve made my day. Laughter is truly the best medicine. It won’t cure COVID, but it helps one to get through all this other garbage.

guys im a longtime pearls fan and i just got an account! ive been looking at your comments for years! hope we can be friends!

Same jokes every other day. Time to hijack Family Circus again!

U.S. federal warehouses overflowing with it, and our Wisconsin dairy farmers say “WHEW.”

The only problem is that in times like these, he’s gone a week without a #1.

“Hope”? I would knock off the “e” and add an “I”. But it would get cold fast. Pig can provide the sausage.

But I’m lactose intolerant! :P

Nothing dashes hope faster than finding the mozzarella in the drawer has turned into a deeply veined bleu.

I want cheese, now

as long as there’s Cotswold cheese there is hope the orange monster is at bay being readied for his demise.

Why it offers hope? Because cheeses saves.

Has anyone told Pandora about this?

But beware of tyrotoxism.

dark humor joke of the day: i dont like school shooting jokes. cuz they are aimed at a younger audiance

I prefer chocolate and sushi.

how can you become a creator on gocomics?

Queso es muy delicioso.

So that’s why Tom Seaver always had his arm in a bucket!

Just a tip, Pig…don’t try to get your cheese from the cheese shop in the Monty Python sketch.

Add sausage and other cured meats and you’ve ascended to the peak of Maslow’s Triangle.

Cheesy Hope. But, hey, it’s our Pig, so what did you expect? I just need reassurance that he loads up a fresh bucket o’ cheese every day….

I see why they make good roommates!

You know things are bad when Pig admits cheese isn’t the same as hope.