Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 22, 2020

People will think you’re awful ugly if you walk around like that.

If you chose to enter the street and ignore the screaming folks outside the box, the box will double as a quick coffin.

This move will become known as the Upside-Down Ostrich, and will probably replace Downward Dog as a means of relaxation.

The Primal Scream is now replaced by the Porcine Scream.

Pretty " Munch" all one can do.

They’ll be mugged by some cats who want the boxes.

Those cries are sure to soon become a deafening roar…

No need to be careful crossing the street. You already have your Scream Box when you get hit.

It works real well if you find the dense closed cell neoprene foam padding.

A transparent scream box would be better for crossing the street .

Have your hearing checked frequently.

And here I thought this was a synonym for ‘Personal Computer’.Or maybe ‘PS4 trying to run Cyberpunk’.

Lord Buckethead (or the similarly named musician) were ahead of their time.

Now no one can tell if you’re not wearing a mask.

You scream, I scream, we all scream for January 20th!

Sometimes, Pig is a scream!

Well, at least we can’t see whether you’re wearing a mask or not this way.

Pasts says : Umm , Umm love my Debbie Downer Pills ;-) … Croc Power !

Let your screams of injustice out for an airing once in awhile.

A cardboard box is proving versatile to a pig.

Where’s Munch when you need him?

I want one.

Primal scream therapy for the 21st century.

It’s replacing Twitter.

Going into the garage, and getting in the truck with the door closed is a good place to do it.

It’s always scary when Goat likes ideas like this.

The box is a twofer . . . you not only can scream, you don’t spread the virus. . . win-win. . .

I prefer a MY-Pillow, myself.

No, no…by all means…PLEASE cross the street. Or at least try.

“You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.”

- Marcus Cole, Babylon 5

New! By Electro Harmonix for out of this world lead tone!

Especially with that sham of a bill that congress just passed……….

Cheaper than psychotherapy.

The result of crossing a busy street with that over your head could solve all your problems in one bloody crash! ;o{

I scream. You scream. We all scream…

Injustice, Pastis? Seriously?

seems like a big fluffy pillow would work better…and look better.

Works best if you don’t move, just stay still, alternating between whimpering and a full throated scream.

I bet a cell phone is really easy to read in there. And all the people talking with wireless units in their ears in the grocery store should be required to use one.

Pig’s box should have had tire tracks on it in the last panel!

Cars aim for the boxes. Serves the right for trying to ignore us!

Keep the box in the freezer. Then you will ice screem.

Some folks prefer boxers to briefs. But perfering boxes to hats?

Do be careful getting around!

Can you get one in time for Christmas?

Oqowo

Reply to my comments please

Mama’s got a scream box she wears on her head…

If someone acts like a monster, but no one is aware of that, and also if there’s no consequences (i.e. it is literally enough a private matter), it’s like a tree that falls but no one hears it.

I’d wear one, but my cats have already claimed them.

I like to scream into a pillow.