Reverse jinx never works when you deliberately invoke it. Knock-on-wood has been shown to have a 5% positive influence on ill advised fate-taunting… but it’s better to avoid the taunting in the first place.
People don’t know how lonely it can be to drive without any traffic for 50 to 100 miles. I invite you to Montana and see how many trips you are willing to take, before you start wondering, am I going to make it? If something happens, how long will I need to wait and be stranded. That is why it’s illegal not to pick up a hitch hiker in Montana. That and the winter weather we have, and the wild animals, like Ellen.
I try this concept with my New Year’s resolutions. Every year I resolve to eat more donuts and drink more beer. No matter what actually happens, I am not disappointed.
BE THIS GUY about 3 years ago
Unfortunately, sometimes wishes do come true.
BasilBruce about 3 years ago
Pig’s trying to use reverse psychology on a crazy world.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago
Traffic? Steve Winwood’ band?
B UTTONS about 3 years ago
Rat in the middle of TRAFFIC
Concretionist about 3 years ago
Reverse jinx never works when you deliberately invoke it. Knock-on-wood has been shown to have a 5% positive influence on ill advised fate-taunting… but it’s better to avoid the taunting in the first place.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
Uh… yeah
DennisinSeattle about 3 years ago
I look forward to the Mariners losing to the Red Sox!
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
I look forward to being inundated by all of the unsolicited Medicare helpline phone calls I get lately.
ImDaRealAni about 3 years ago
Let me have a try!!
Things I look forward to: Homework.
iggyman about 3 years ago
That will do it!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago
Never happen, Pig.
jessie d. about 3 years ago
well, we got a lot of that traffic to spare so come get some. Heck, then you’ll be adding to all of it. Humbug.
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
Simply looking forward doesn’t help with Indian traffic…you need to look sideways backwards, downwards and occasionally, upwards, too! :D
juicebruce about 3 years ago
Pig just don’t do it "Head On " ;-)
nosirrom about 3 years ago
All the traffic lights turning red just before I approach them.
jel354 about 3 years ago
Pig using the reverse Uno card.
Goat from PBS about 3 years ago
I can’t think of anything clever to say, so I’ll just say to have a nice day.
Ellis97 about 3 years ago
Does that work?
rmercer Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s the Slow Park of High Squeal Noise.
Znox11 about 3 years ago
Today, I caught all green lights on my way to work. I’m still not sure how to feel about that.
Gent about 3 years ago
Singing during the Rush Hour : Traffic, huh, good god y’all; what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again! …
GlenGoodwin about 3 years ago
Reverse jinxing only works on de crocs…maybe cats. Steve de goat
harr2y1131 about 3 years ago
Low sparks and high heel boys
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Pigs always in a jam!
serial232 about 3 years ago
People don’t know how lonely it can be to drive without any traffic for 50 to 100 miles. I invite you to Montana and see how many trips you are willing to take, before you start wondering, am I going to make it? If something happens, how long will I need to wait and be stranded. That is why it’s illegal not to pick up a hitch hiker in Montana. That and the winter weather we have, and the wild animals, like Ellen.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
This will be the one and only day when life will grant your wish. Don’t ever ask again…
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
As I sit at a coffee shop in my small town of under 5k people, I envision thousands of frustrated drivers on the LA freeway…and I just smile.
Sir Isaac about 3 years ago
Worth a shot my little porcine buddy.
cldisme about 3 years ago
I try this concept with my New Year’s resolutions. Every year I resolve to eat more donuts and drink more beer. No matter what actually happens, I am not disappointed.
zeexenon about 3 years ago
A little something for air traffic controllers at places like Atlanta, Chicago, LA….
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 3 years ago
I think that cup is afraid of rat.
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
Won’t work, Pig. Same result, no matter what you write/do….
gocomixrocks/the magic beaver cleaver about 3 years ago
amen
russb53 about 3 years ago
One problem; you can wash your car and make it rain, but you can’t make it rain by washing your car.