Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    So, Pig isn’t going to join a street gang.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    So the Gremlin from the Kremlin. I hope.

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    hariseldon59  over 2 years ago

    The sad part is that his best friend and housemate is Rat.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Pig discovers Occam’s razor applies to human relationships as well!

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    B UTTONS  over 2 years ago

    Pig is going to steer clear of the bullies and will sheepishly stay close to home.

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    DennisinSeattle  over 2 years ago

    Me too, Pig.

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    The first thing I saw was what Pig wrote in panel 3, and I thought he was trying to come up with good pick-up lines.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Nice peoples finish last, Pig.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 2 years ago

    I’m most compatible with people who give me money.

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    Can’t argue with Pig’s logic.

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    “It’s nice to be important, but more important to be nice”!

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    Procat Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I wonder where politicians are on his list?

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    theincrediblebulk  over 2 years ago

    I wish i was like Pig. i am most compatible with users, abusers and those who like taking control of me and my life choices. At least that description fits most of the women I’ve ever dated.

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    akachman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Love you, too, Pig.

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Good to see that Pig knows who his friends are.

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    unfair.de  over 2 years ago

    Probably due to a cynical trait in Stephans character all his characters are cynical, too, and/or selfish, elitist, greedy, maybe even murderous. Except Pig all of those aren’t nice.

    Well… maybe Zebra. But he’s just Croc bait anyway.

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    ksu71  over 2 years ago

    “It’s nice to be nice to the nice.”

    Frank Burns

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 2 years ago

    can’t wear blue you can’t wear red and now pink. ugh. no more gangs please I’m running out of clothes to wear.

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    Croc Holliday  over 2 years ago

    Pig likes French girls from Nice.

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    Znox11  over 2 years ago

    The problem is, that take a lot of good people with them.

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    F-Flash  over 2 years ago

    How about short people? Do they rate? Just ask Randy Newman.

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    _lounger_  over 2 years ago

    Hard to find them, Pig…

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    I'm Sad  over 2 years ago

    It’s unfortunate that us nice people live so far apart from each other. I would be thrilled to meet one nice person in reality and not in the comic section!

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    That’s a good group to be with, Pig.

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    Donald Basenberg  over 2 years ago

    Please tell Pig that if he ever needs a place to stay for a few days, he is always welcome at my place.

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    SheMc  over 2 years ago

    I’m with you Pig, no time for meanies!!!

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    Plods with ...™  over 2 years ago

    Mean people suck

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    No Lindsay Lohan fan here.

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    perryed  over 2 years ago

    Psychopathic Russian leaders at the very bottom.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Just be nice.

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    huachuma  over 2 years ago

    So pig only likes women with large bosoms?

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    Lightpainter  over 2 years ago

    Wouldn’t people who eat pork also finish poorly? Maybe even lower than mean people?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    Mean people will finish poorly in the end. So stop being mean.

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    tee929  over 2 years ago

    Pig is joining a group of Marcel Marceau street memes—they never say anything bad!

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    joannesshadow  over 2 years ago

    The nice outnumber the nasty, but the nasty are louder.

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    knight1192a  over 2 years ago

    But clearly they’re okay to be roommates with Pig.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    I like Pig’s conclusion. But did it really require that much research? It’s a Common Sense kind of thing….

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    buflogal!  over 2 years ago

    I’m compatible with people who can tolerate me.

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    bigplayray  over 2 years ago

    Pliny the Younger!

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