Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 03, 2022

What happened to Match.com?

What about a froggy?

Who could agree with Rat? Maybe another rat.

maybe just get a mirror and spendtime with yourself!

Toady.com?

Someone needs to upload to Rat’s devices: Moodkit, Talkspace, and Quit That!

Please, for the love of humanity, don’t match Rat up with a female of any kind. I’m afraid he might reproduce.

Hey! Where can I sign up? Sounds like a real safe plan.

Where can I buy stock in that?

And if a toady becomes too critical we can call it ‘tindered’.

It’s important to find a partner who hates the same things you do.

I “toad” you before about that site!

I am so glad my dating days were over before Tinder existed.

Rat would not like someone who agrees with him all the time. He loves confrontation, disagreement, arguments and derogatory discussion. He lives to insult as he did here with Goat.

Better than meeting the person that will have you killed

And I know who the Head Toad is.

I may stay single forever.

Rat doesn’t deserve anyone.

So, it’s an app that’ll help you find your own Mr. Smithers?

In our world, you were either a bully, a toady, or one of the nameless rabble of victims!

Toady or tommorowdy. Not much difference.

Seems to me Tinder is not for dating, it is for intercourse. I don’t use it but the people I know who do, male and female, usually end up in bed with their “date” before having had time to discuss anything more than current temperature.

That’s a scary thought…thinking Rat has someone who agrees with him!

I think it would be easier to buy a mirror. Look into it and there’s someone who will agree with every word you say.

RAT fits the description of a narrow minded RAT!

If Pig were here, there’s a good chance he’d misinterpret the term ‘Toady’.

Tinder is a hookup app. Goat wants a one nightstand. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. He better have protection

Rat can be very astute in his observations.

Rat – the poster child of Woke.

So Rat moved from twitter to Mastodon.

“Find a Flunkie” would be more catchy.

Which is at the other end of the spectrum of the group hanging around here known as “Don’t Mess Up the Apple Cart” or “Can’t We All Get Along.”

My online dating profile said I don’t want anyone who voted for a certain candidate in 2016. I met a woman who said she didn’t. On our first date she admitted she lied. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, but instead I paid the check, including a tip, and left.

People ask, “Why isn’t anyone telling Kanye that he’s lost control of himself?” Because Kanye uses “Find a Toady” for his entourage.

Personal growth is something Rat isn’t interested in.

Sorry Rat. That would be soooo boring….

Stephen, really. Do even YOU think that you just get WAY too AHEAD of yourself?! Dare ya to answer

Please, please tell and warn your children or any young children in your lives not to open the door for anyone, just read about the 7-year-old girl being abducted and killed by the FedEx driver and just can’t stop thinking about my great and great-great nieces and nephews I saw on Thanksgiving, just been really emotional and crying for the parents of that poor girl.

Toady’s my type, I think. So much more agreeable and without the hassle of the other kind….

Is that a real app?