Actually nothing is truly random. Everything that happens is in a rigid chain of causes and effects. All of space-time came into existence at the Big Bang. Defining everywhere, everywhen, everything, and everyone in an instant. You can do nothing to change anything. Every decision you make today is governed mostly by how much sleep you had, and what you ate yesterday. So relax; enjoy the ride.
If you believe God is sovereign over everything, then there is NO CHANCE, no randomness. Your lottery ticket was chosen before you even bought it. Losers, too.
Well, that’s a sad reason. I’d rather not have my life decided by a roll of the dice. Monopoly is frustrating enough, I cannot imagine living life like that.
The otherside of that coin is that there is no coincidence or randomness. Can’t prove either theory conclusivley. However, I opt for that position personally……..
Well, there’s always organized religion. It won’t change anything, but it will give you the illusion that God/the gods has/have a plan for you. I mean, it’s hooey, but it might make you feel better.
BasilBruce 9 months ago
You will know the reason when you hear giggling in the sky.
carlsonbob 9 months ago
Well, WAOTH, there’s always Murphy’s Law.
Gent 9 months ago
Come on Pig. Be more reasonable.
iggyman 9 months ago
Reasonable doubt I would say!
jonnytest 9 months ago
Actually nothing is truly random. Everything that happens is in a rigid chain of causes and effects. All of space-time came into existence at the Big Bang. Defining everywhere, everywhen, everything, and everyone in an instant. You can do nothing to change anything. Every decision you make today is governed mostly by how much sleep you had, and what you ate yesterday. So relax; enjoy the ride.
Phssthpok 9 months ago
Everything happens for a reason but sometimes the reason is that you’re an idiot.
Sephten 9 months ago
Nobody said it had to be a good reason.
gduncan58 9 months ago
What about Coles’ Law? Delicious!
markkahler52 9 months ago
Buy a lottery ticket
F-Flash 9 months ago
Is the Hill the WA is sitting on a dung heap? So WA is full of ?
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
It may seem random, but there’s a certain butterfly in Amazonia that keeps flapping a wing.
MS72 9 months ago
If you believe God is sovereign over everything, then there is NO CHANCE, no randomness. Your lottery ticket was chosen before you even bought it. Losers, too.
WaitingMan 9 months ago
Everything that happens was predetermined at the moment of the Big Bang. Nothing you do changes anything. Give up.
mholding 9 months ago
Ain’t that the truth!!
Jeffin Premium Member 9 months ago
Everything happens for a dried up grape??
DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago
“What a twist!”
Ellis97 9 months ago
That’s my motto.
Ignatz Premium Member 9 months ago
So if I drive my car into a wall, the fact that it smashes was random chance?
Come, WA, do better.
pabsfx-comics 9 months ago
And that reason is Physics.
Goat from PBS 9 months ago
Well, that’s a sad reason. I’d rather not have my life decided by a roll of the dice. Monopoly is frustrating enough, I cannot imagine living life like that.
rshive 9 months ago
The Wise A$$ knows all.
Is like a melody Premium Member 9 months ago
Great wise donkey is sitting on a pile of censorship.
anomalous4 9 months ago
“Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is, you’re stupid & make bad decisions.” ~anon.
ChukLitl Premium Member 9 months ago
It’s not random. There’s a grand plan. We must breed more life, so the fungus has more dead to feed on.
Snoots 9 months ago
I hate acronyms…. especially obscure ones. I even Googled WAOTH and couldn’t find it listed.
Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago
Sounds exactly like the slot machines at the casino. Told to The Count by a friend,,,
elgrecousa Premium Member 9 months ago
So, we’re back to free or not free will.
mindjob 9 months ago
Entropy, also Brownian motion
Bilan 9 months ago
If WA is so wise, why does he let Pig and Rat ask him those inane questions time after time?
raybarb44 9 months ago
The otherside of that coin is that there is no coincidence or randomness. Can’t prove either theory conclusivley. However, I opt for that position personally……..
zeexenon 9 months ago
Not applicable to gambling casinos. Poisson
thedogesl Premium Member 9 months ago
Well, there’s always organized religion. It won’t change anything, but it will give you the illusion that God/the gods has/have a plan for you. I mean, it’s hooey, but it might make you feel better.
eddi-TBH 9 months ago
Random chance and human ignorance get more done in a day than wisdom accomplishes in a lifetime.
Sisyphos 9 months ago
The Wise A$$ is a jerk. How does he keep his “job”?
And why does Pig continue to patronize the Wise A$$? —Well, yeah, Pig is not too bright….