Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 31, 2024

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    BasilBruce  22 days ago

    He should have tried to be Scary Movie; it’s so much better than Scream.

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    C  22 days ago

    Elective heart surge..    sur..    prise

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    Botulism Bob  22 days ago

    There will be plenty of screaming after next Tuesday night…. on both sides.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  22 days ago

    I remember America . . . .

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    diazch408  22 days ago

    No candy for you, Mouse!

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    skranowski  22 days ago

    Looks like Pastis is cribbing from Jeff Mallett today.

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    Hoosier Guy  22 days ago

    This coming Sunday, don’t forget to set your clocks back an hour. This coming Tuesday, don’t vote to set the country back 75 years.

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  22 days ago

    Despite today’s comic strip repeating the same image for panels 1(one)-3(three), I am very proud and happy towards the author to see the author get creative in his visuals for today’s comic strip!!!! Dan aka…

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    happyinvenice23  22 days ago

    It’s very difficult to believe so many people are saying their voting for someone who has promised to take all

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    happyinvenice23  22 days ago

    Their freedoms away!

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    happyinvenice23  22 days ago

    Their freedoms away!

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    happyinvenice23  22 days ago

    Their freedoms away!

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    iggyman  22 days ago

    Isn’t that the truth for some after November 5th! Lot’s of cried in beer that day!

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    Aimless Melissa   22 days ago

    Just be glad he didn’t swat you with a shovel. A rat at your door is bad enough, but a sarcastic beggar rat? Hmph.

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    Goat from PBS  22 days ago

    Half the nation will be screaming, I tell you that much.

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    dnie1951  22 days ago

    screams started with Al Gore…………….

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 22 days ago

    I remember tears of horror in November 2016. :-O

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    LongWong  22 days ago

    Do you “Commenters” think your comments on a comic website will change anyone’s vote?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  22 days ago

    Soap his windows.

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    SusieB  22 days ago

    I’ve already been having considerable anxiety. If the worse happens that will look like me. I’m not in any position to leave the country so I’m not sure what I’ll do.

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    lanainutahdesert  22 days ago

    I’m afraid it doesn’t matter anymore—it stopped mattering on Nov 22, 1963. The creatures who are actually going to rule behind the puppet presidency include Elon Musk; Eric Schmidt, the ex-CEO of Google; Larry Fink, the CEO of Blackrock; Ajay Banga, head of the World Bank Group, the defense contractors, and all of their assorted associates.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 22 days ago

    BUT… did he give you any candy first? Preferably the little Milky Ways. The Count’s favorite. God Bless America!

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    HOTLOTUS1  22 days ago

    DOGS 2024

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    MC4802 Premium Member 22 days ago

    May we kick King Trump to the corner of the dustbin of History, just like George3.

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    diskus Premium Member 22 days ago

    None of the above for me. So Ill have a laugh mask regardless

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    Ellis97  22 days ago

    And that’s why I don’t talk about politics.

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    bwoodruf Premium Member 22 days ago

    Will this be as well remembered as Pogo’s “We have met the enemy and he is us.”

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    ncorgbl  22 days ago

    tRump, November 6. The orange turns green.

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    old_geek  22 days ago

    There is going to be a whole lot of whining.

    Oh, wait, there already is…

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    Diane Lee Premium Member 22 days ago

    The issue isn’t really what we are voting for. It’s much more important to realize what we are voting against.

    If your next door neighbor had been married three times and cheated on each of them, had bragged about sexual assaults and was convicted of at least one, had caused businesses to fold by refusing to pay his bills, declared bankruptcy whenever he could find no other means of cheating employees, and lied whenever he believed it would be to his benefit, would you respect that man? Would you want to be his friend? Would you want your daughter to marry him?If you can honestly say that this is someone that you would be proud to have as the President of your country, then I would just have to assume that your morals are pretty much the same as his, and I just don’t think that most Americans are scum.
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    mindjob  21 days ago

    People’s egos will be hurt, but it’s over exaggerated. Lives will continue without noticable change as always

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    DaBump Premium Member 21 days ago

    I love that he left it either way, and it’s accurate.

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    zeexenon  21 days ago

    But YOU will decide who becomes President and fixes everything. NOT!

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    curtlyon19  21 days ago

    hahahha

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    codak  21 days ago

    so we can talk now…speech is allowed ?.. or maybe we always could on pearls

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    Radish...   21 days ago

    Rat is Maga? Maga is Latin for witch so it makes sense.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  21 days ago

    Trump’s face has looked like that for the past 20 years

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    ncorgbl  21 days ago

    "And when Dad (Donald tRump) gets home, you know what he says? You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now…You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl, and it has to be this way.” Tucker Carlson

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    oakie817  21 days ago

    Most excellent

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    smartman  21 days ago

    I can tell you exactly where I’ll be in a year from now if Trump wins along with every brown person, Muslim, and LGBTQ+ along with most of the media and anyone else protesting those 3 groups being hauled off to camps. We’ll be in camps or 6 feet under, and that’s a fact. Vote accordingly.

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    Mentor397  21 days ago

    I can’t wait for it to be over. I can’t wait for it to be over. My last election. I just want it DONE.

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    wildlandwaters  21 days ago

    more importantly, did ya get the candy?!?

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 21 days ago

    That would be me.

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    Strawberry King  21 days ago

    I would’ve been too stunned to say anything.

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    Sekhath  21 days ago

    What do the 2024 Election and the 2004 movie Alien vs Predator have in common? They share the same tagline, “Whoever Wins…. We Lose”.

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    bunrabbit99  21 days ago

    unfort, some cult members are going to be more violent than sad…

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    Chalres  20 days ago

    A common theme this year, it seems:

    Gocomics.Com/frazz/2024/10/30

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