Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 31, 2013
March 30, 2013
April 01, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: I've had this phone almost a year. When I first got it I had an awesome phone, and Dakota had an older not-awesome phone. Now, my phone is old and Dakota has a NEW phone. Mom and Dad won't get me a new phone, because this one works as well as ever. So if I'd waited until now to ask for a phone, I'd have a better phone, but then I'd have had to walk around for a year with NO phone. There's not perfect time It's like you have to borrow from the future. I'm glad unicorns don't ever need upgrades. Marigold: We are as up as it is possible to be graded!
New this year we present the new model unicorn The U-Nii 2 iCorn it comes in sleek new collars, Onyx, Ivory , Teal, Red or Chrome. it has a two way built in camera for making videos and holding live video chats, free roaming Wi-Fi with 16G ability, USB H.O.R.N and 32 U-Nii-que H.O.R.N attachments it comes with wings for faster speed, and touch sedative fiber-optic LCD fur with built in APPs already with it and 150 Terra Bites of free space to add new apps downloaded from our app store for only 200 points each from a 2000 point card that costs $50. The U-Nii 2 comes with hit games like Slightly Aggravated Harpies , Legume Samurai and Rocks vs Necromancers. It also comes with a sleek new carrying case, rechargeable battery pack Compact power adapter, RCA jack and AV cables all of witch plug in to the handy rear adapter. It has Multipayer Online ability for up to 32 friends (head sets and 32 controllers sold separately) and all for the low low price of ONLY $995.95 if you preregister you get the game Todd in Candy Land and a code to unlock his exclusive weapon that is totally necessary but not built in to the game when you buy it normally. Our product has no backwards comparability with last years Unicorn, you won’t be able to sell , barrow or trade any of the stuff you buy for it Due to piracy we have activation codes in every thing now. and If you see the eyes turn read hop off and run for the hills, it’s about to Ka-Spode. Yah, they do that from time to time, its a known bug and we’re working on a patch, but you can send one in for a replacement if its under warranty. People call it the red eye of death. Also don’t ride it too long as radiation may cause you to grow hair a tail and maybe a 2nd head. but other then that this is THE must have item of the year. Wait in line for 3 days so YOU can be the 1st to own one and have pure bragging rights. Buy now or stores will be out of stock until the next shipment arrives. Not Comparable with girls named Phoebe. Please install Upgrade to Gerald and reboot your continuity.