Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 30, 2013
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Transcript:
Unicorn: Marigold, your friendship with this human has affected us in the following ways. IT IS ICKY! It is icky. Marigold: You should have worked harder on your list. Unicorn: In hindsight, yes.
Humans are naked, lacking a fine velvety hide. Humans are hornless and completely without magic and to the sensitive nose of a unicorn they must have an awful stench. A proper unicorn could not possibly want to associate with such a creature. The very thought of it is too revolting to be tolerated. Just as humans are revolted by the thought of two individuals of the same sex …