Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 24, 2013
December 23, 2013
December 25, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: Is that the star from the top off the tree? Marigold: Aye. The tree has been upgraded. Phoebe: Upgraded how? Marigold: Behold. Phoebe: Is that... Todd the candy dragon? Todd: RAR. Marigold: He says "yes."
(sung to the tune of “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas”)I want a Magic Unicorn for Christmas.Only a Magic Unicorn will do.Don’t want a troll, nor ugly gob-i-lin.I cannot stand their BLÄARTINGor their nasty slobberin’.I want a Magic Unicorn for Christmas.I think that Santa Claus would like one, too.He won’t need to sneak while filling gift requests;the Unicorn could activateher Shield of Boringness.I can see it now: I’m out of bed on early Christmas morn.I’ll be happy when I see, standing by the Christmas tree,there’ll be a lovely Magic Unicorn!I want a Magic Unicorn for Christmas.Only a Magic Unicorn will do.Don’t want a dog, nor ordinary horses.I only like Magic Unicornses.And Magic Unicornses like me, too.Merry Christmas to all.
Thank you, everyone. I am happy you enjoyed the song. Thanks to Stella S, who made a comment a couple of weeks ago which was the inspiration.Merry Christmas to all!
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl almost 11 years ago
(sung to the tune of “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas”)I want a Magic Unicorn for Christmas.Only a Magic Unicorn will do.Don’t want a troll, nor ugly gob-i-lin.I cannot stand their BLÄARTINGor their nasty slobberin’.I want a Magic Unicorn for Christmas.I think that Santa Claus would like one, too.He won’t need to sneak while filling gift requests;the Unicorn could activateher Shield of Boringness.I can see it now: I’m out of bed on early Christmas morn.I’ll be happy when I see, standing by the Christmas tree,there’ll be a lovely Magic Unicorn!I want a Magic Unicorn for Christmas.Only a Magic Unicorn will do.Don’t want a dog, nor ordinary horses.I only like Magic Unicornses.And Magic Unicornses like me, too.Merry Christmas to all.
Destiny23 almost 11 years ago
Santa’s in for a surprise when he starts to put presents under that tree!
firedome almost 11 years ago
reminds me of a song from 50 years ago (literally)
rocketscientist almost 11 years ago
Holy fire hazard, Batman!
kaykeyser almost 11 years ago
That was my reaction too Pheebs. Also Way better tree topper. Free candy canes and sugar plumbs.
celeconecca almost 11 years ago
Tradition, for me, wins out over Todd. Sorry Marigold and Phoebe.
Neo Stryder almost 11 years ago
Happiness is a dragon in home for christmas.
Simon_Jester almost 11 years ago
Absolutely! Since when is Candy not part of the Christmas tradition?
Hag5000 almost 11 years ago
Well done, Marigold.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The dragon is back!!
registrationsucks almost 11 years ago
Jonathan wins the internet today.
rwinkelb almost 11 years ago
“Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!” – Hamilton Wright Mabie, American Essayist, Editor, Critic and Lecturer
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl almost 11 years ago
Thank you, everyone. I am happy you enjoyed the song. Thanks to Stella S, who made a comment a couple of weeks ago which was the inspiration.Merry Christmas to all!
Robotech_Master almost 11 years ago
I wonder if he can modulate his breath to just breathe peppermints and other seasonal candies.
dogday Premium Member almost 11 years ago
A candy dragon is just the most wonderful of inventions.
Stephen Gilberg almost 11 years ago
So why don’t I see candy canes on the tree?
AStarofDestiny almost 11 years ago
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Dragongirl55 almost 7 years ago
I love it when Todd appears!
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
So he has a name? :) I also foresee LOTS of candy come Christmas time!