Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 01, 2014
May 31, 2014
June 02, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: How come we never take the left fork here? Marigold: Because of a Unicorn Legend. According to the Legend of the Duo, it is muddy down there. My fetlocks will become dirty.. Phoebe: How is that a "legend?" Marigold: Everything concerning unicorns is a legend. Phoebe: Sp... this in my pocket is the Legend of the Snotty Tissue? Marigold: You are merely an honorary unicorn, so it is a gray area.
I wish I was an honorary unicorn.