Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 10, 2014

Transcript:

Marigold: Unicorns are allowed to make up eight new words a year, and no more. If magical new unicorn words were entering the world any faster, language would devolve into sparkly incoherence! It is highly... bliznoferous situation. Phoebe: Eight a year, and you're going with that? Marigold: All words are allowed a commitment-free audition.