Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 27, 2015
August 26, 2015
August 28, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Could I help you with your homework, for your sparkling lessons?" Marigold: Perhaps you could gaze at my shimmering glory until you go blind! Phoebe: I don't WANT to go blind. Marigold: You could proofread my thesis on the "shimmering" vs. "glimmering" debate. Phoebe: Maybe I could just gaze until I need glasses. Marigold: Spoiler alert: shimmering is far superior.
Dirty joke punch line in a clean context. Absolute genius, Dana.