Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 12, 2016
January 11, 2016
January 13, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: Phoebe! Phoebe! Disaster has struck!! On my way here, I heard someone say "oh my, what a lovely unicorn"! Phoebe: You being praised is a problem? Marigold: A tremendous one! Phoebe: Have I fallen into a mirror universe? Marigold: I sense a great disturbance in the magical shield of boringness.
At least it’s only weakened. If it was broken, the reaction would be more like “Holy s**t, a REAL LIVE UNICORN! Gotta take lots of photos! Gotta alert the media!”