Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 13, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: Until I can have the shield of boringness recalibrated, you will have to help. I cannot have everyone basking in my unfiltered glory, so you must help me become less glorious. Show me how you are doing that. Phoebe: I'm not doing anything. Marigold: It is just so...unbeautiful. Phoebe: Um...thank you?
I seem to remember SHIELD OF BORINGNESS being spoken in a much fancier font in the past. Am I imagining or misremembering that?