Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 01, 2016

If the bus is to be shown, I highly reccomend that there be a unicorn horn attatched to it just above the windshield. Go ahead, Dana. Go back and add it.

If unicorns are as show-off as Marigold, you would have expected them to provide a less mundane transportation. I’m with Phoebe on this one.

And that song would be “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” – right?

I’m actually getting excited to see what a summer camp full of unicorns is going to be like!

Well, you don’t know whatWe can findWhy don’t you come with me little girlOn a magic carpet ride

Well, you don’t know whatWe can seeWhy don’t you tell your dreams to meFantasy will set you free

Maybe Miss Frizzle is the driver…

The Song That Never Ends (Ten Hours)

Now that song’s stuck in my mind. Thank thee sooooo much!

Oh the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

I see.

I feel as though Marigold’s rear half should also be wearing a seat belt. For safety (and not because it would look funny, no sir)!

“The wheels on the bus goeth round and round…”

I don’t think people are reading Marigold’s statement correctly. She did not say the unicorns would be arriving by bus, but by BUS. That’s obviously an acronym for something. Maybe it’s the Big Unicorn Schlepper. I imagine the Schlepper would be perhaps an orange-yellow color, and would have flashing lights whenever it stopped.

Darn…now I want to see that, a bus full of unicorns.

Would a unicorn also be driving the bus, or do the unicorns hire somebody with fingers to do the driving? Or do they have the steering mechanisms tweaked so they can just use their magic? Or is the whole bus just magic?

These questions need answers!

This is the song which endeth notWe end up singing it a lotUnicorns started singing itNot knowing what it wasAnd we’ll continue singing it forever just because…

marigold’s tail is amazingly talented, no?