Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 04, 2021

You can romanticize anything by translating it into the right language. I wonder if this means that Emma and Lucie (The Spanish and French names for Phoebe) couldn’t have this conversation.

If you want (me to give you) a massage, Marigold, all you have to do is ask.

gee… how adhesive are sparkles to, well, an adhesive surface?

Would a vacuum cleaner do?

It’s magic because it doesn’t pick up unicorn hair.

“Sparkle Plenty” comes to mind! (Dick Tracy)

Interesting. I wonder if there even some sort of Magic Glove for Phoebe. She has to use it for remove the sparkle by passing her hand over Marigold’s body.

NEW from Unico, the amazing Sparkle Gizmo! It rolls, it picks up sparkles, it removes ostentation! Easy to use, requires no batteries or magic spells! So, if you you need to remove your sparkles, just get the new Sparkle Gizmo!

Oh, Sparkle Gizmo! POP!

Didn’t see that coming. Anyway, if you can’t find it, there’s always the dog groomers. Would ya like that girl? Huh? Huh? Wanna go to the dog groomer? Would ya? Would ya? Good girl!

Why does Marigold have 8-4 tattooed under where her boobs would be if she was human?

Maybe Phoebe could just give Marigold a big hug, and then Phoebe would be sparkly instead.

So all this time, Marigold just needed a lint roller to get rid of the extra sparkles?

I wonder if a regular lint roller would work as a substitute then.

Me: I have a magic scroll right here that removes cat hair from anything. Everyone: That’s just a lint roller. Me: MAGIC SCROLL!

Sounds like she needs the Schticky!

LOLOL!! i gotta admit, that for once I had NO IDEA where this one was going. haha

It’s a magical lint roller!