Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 20, 2021

Dakota hasn’t met Sue, so she should be sufficiently unrecognizable.

(Already) Time for plan B.

How about disguising her as a fly on the wall??

maybe if you make her bald, purple and put her head on backwards?

That’s racist, Marigold!

(Disclaimer: This is a joke. Please do not get offended.)

Marigold! It’s simpe, Phoebe needs fake mustaches!

Same here, Marigold.

Speciesist, Marigold. And to think she had the nerve to get so upset when Phoebe called her a horse.

Dye her hair blonde? !

I can see Marigold-themed boxes of Extenze

Marigold, it would be the same for you, had Phoebe trimmed your mane!!

Yeah, not going to work, Marigold.

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail, when all you have is a unicorn, all you have is a magic spell.

All you need is a pair of glasses, a false nose and a moustache and all is done! No magic required!

You all look the same to me!

(Disclaimer: As Jungle Empress said earlier … This is a joke! Please do not get offended.) … :)

Won’t her parents be thrilled to learn how she’s grown….

‘I shouldn’t know you again if we did meet,’ Humpty Dumpty replied in a discontented tone, giving her one of his fingers to shake: ’you’re so exactly like other people.’

‘The face is what one goes by, generally,’ Alice remarked in a thoughtful tone.

’That’s just what I complain of,’ said Humpty Dumpty. ‘Your face is the same as everybody has — the two eyes, so —’ (marking their places in the air with his thumb) ‘nose in the middle, mouth under. It’s always the same. Now if you had the two eyes on the same side of the nose, for instance — or the mouth at the top — that would be some help.’

So how does Marigold tell them apart?

I expect that Dakota will also be an inch taller, and the change will be permanent.

Is Phoebe standing near a reflective surface?

Wouldn’t Phoebe need new clothes? What Will her parents dat?

this is like that one episode of jem, right?