Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 02, 2021

The problem is that voting for the award’s namesake is too obvious. If it weren’t named after anyone particular, Marigold would probably win every single time.

Translation: “No. I NEED to win it!”

Does Phoebe ever pet or hug Marigold? I know if I had a pet (especially a unicorn), I’d love it up almost every waking moment!!

And women wonder why men don’t understand them.

No rankling here, no not a bit!

Do not see many people riding Unicorns these days, Phoebe!

One of the all times Marigold’s best expression!

I think Phoebe needs to get Mari a bit and a tongue-depressor – that teeth-gnashing looks dangerous!

The award wouldn’t have been named after you if you hadn’t tricked the Council of Unicorns. You had this coming, Marigold.

No rankling, but Marigold would be gruntled if she won the award.

Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt. It’s also a unicorn.

The first step you’ll need to do here Marigold is admitting that you have a problem…

No rankling here except for your face Marigold, it now has a lot of rankles.

The rankle is a new wrinkle.

Maybe MHN should talk to Susan Lucci to get some perspective.

I hope the award they’re talking about looks like that face Marigold’s making in panel 4.

Dana Simpson has always been good at drawing facial expressions, but she has really upped her game, in recent days!

I think she should win the “Random-town-in-Illinois-which-has-nothing-to-do-with-a-Sunday-night-cartoon-on-FOX Award”

I can hear the grinding of teeth

Is “rankled” even a word?