Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 02, 2022

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    codycab  over 2 years ago

    Like looking in a mirror without the mirror, huh Marigold?

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    droosan Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Marigold is really neat

    She is made of unicorn meat

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    Averagemoe  over 2 years ago

    By following through on that promise, Phoebe forfeits her right to be offended by the nickname “Meat Phoebe”.

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Phoebe to a future friend: “Meet Marigold.” Marigold: “I told you not to call me that.” Phoebe: “I’m just telling my friend who you are.” Marigold: “Find another word to introduce me.”

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    Antiyonder  over 2 years ago

    Wonder if Unicorns taste like chickenXD.

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    mistie710  over 2 years ago

    “Fellow carnivores, we meat again.” – The Goodies

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Meat Marigold, meet Marigold.

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    Troglodyte  over 2 years ago

    I wonder what the PC / woke pronouns would be for an AI-powered robot unicorn?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Robot Marigold is not wrong.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Now Marigold has to deal with her own logic and ego.

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Good one Phoebe!

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Word of advice, Phoebe, keep Marigold far, far away from the ALPO factory!

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    WaitingMan  over 2 years ago

    I have my doubts that it is real, but unicorn meat is available at a well-known international shopping website.

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    Decepticomic  over 2 years ago

    No you won’t. But it’s always a good sign when robots start referring to humans as meat.

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    scyphi26  over 2 years ago

    I mean, I would too, so… :P

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    Wichita1.0  over 2 years ago

    Not the best of all possible first meatings…

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    overtherainbow  over 2 years ago

    Robot Marigold is creepy af.

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    Mario500  over 2 years ago

    “Too bad, ‘cause I’m calling you that forever.”

    (feels saddened by this dialogue in this cartoon)

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    Jacob Mattingly   over 2 years ago

    Hey…. PHRASING!

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    sjsczurek  over 2 years ago

    No, no, no. Tigers prefer coffee. Tiger Brand coffee, to be exact.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FVkRn2krYg

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    Hello Sweetie  over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of that Sci-Fi story “They’re Made Out of Meat” by Terry Bisson

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    John W Kennedy Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “He is my dog, Toto,” answered Dorothy.

    “Is he made of tin, or stuffed?” asked the Lion.

    “Neither. He’s a—a—a meat dog,” said the girl.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Robot Unicorn would be very happy in the Land of Oz.

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