Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 16, 2022

Don’t gamble, Ferny. Just be there for Phoebe and she will have a great Christmas.

So was Ferny watching BTTF 3 earlier I take it?

How much does Ferny look like a monochrome Twilight Sparkle?

… I just noticed…

Tomorrow, she’ll look out the window, see Max, and ask what day it is. He’ll look at his phone and say “The 17th.”

Glad neigh was of good help… unlike the unicorns of Christmas past and present.

Awww. Neigh were very helpful. Neigh truly are the best. Unicorn!… huh felt neat to say that.

I like neigh as a pronoun, I get confused when I see “they” as singular instead of plural. Been reading SF and fantasy for over 50 years in stories non-binary uses madeup words as pronouns, “Te, Ter” “Ve, Ver”.

Well, that was……… anti-climatic. I expected a bit more after all of the build-up.

Oh well. Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it and Happy Holidays to Everyone!

Ferny’s right, you know. As the great Master Yoda once said, “Always in motion is the future.”

Sleep Phoebe, perchance to dream!

I hope you’ve learned your lesson, Phoebe. Next time, make sure Marigold actually understands the purpose of A Christmas Carol.

What the dickens was that?

Watched 3 versions of “A Christmas Carol” so far this year!

Neigh to the world…

What? No goodnight kiss?

This makes sense when you think about it. The Ghost of Christmas Future was basically Death. Ferny is the Unicorn of Death.

All of the sudden, I’m reminded of the “Adventures from the Book of Virtues” episode where Annie was dreaming that she and her friends were characters in Charles Dickens’ a Christmas story (If you don’t know what that is, then I suggest that you look it up).

Just so long as it isn’t the Big Sleep. Phoebe’s Ghost and Her Unicorn doesn’t work for me.

I would insist on sleeping now, but I’m at work…

After all the years we had we could all use the reassurance.

Fine, no mistletoe, but no cuddles? Come now, it’s Christmas!

And when you awake, you will be even more woke.

Infernus my favorite of unicorns. He needs a pair of batwings and spade tail to finish the ensemble. Do his eyes glow red, and can he fire heat beams from his mouth? Too bad.

why does Phoebe get to makie the Future, still… I say it’s MY turn again (obviously, i was better at it…)