Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 11, 2023

“Greatest and only”? What if another goblin wants to be a novelist?

Is he the blart of thoughts and minds?

I just imagine that the novel will be a great read.XD

Engelblart would write about what I wonder. Sure “blart” this and “blart” that (as well as “blàrt”, “blárt”, “blârt”, “blärt”, “blært”, “blãrt”, “blårt”, “blārt” and “bląrt”), but seriously.

I would like to point out now, just in case Goblin has no written language, that audiobooks are a thing.

Give her a break. Anyone would want to say that. Now you try saying it without spitting.

I don’t know much about blart, but I know what I like.

Did he have something to do with “Paul Blart Mall Cop”?

Not system, the proper expression was to blart it out.

I’m waiting for Marigold to enter this story arc. I know goblins are entertaining but Marigold is the star. Marigold and Engleblart should also be a marvellous clash of egos.

I’m sure his novel will be riveting. I can see it now: “BLART!”

Hope he picks a good font.

“Blart blart blart…” The trick is getting your sentence and paragraph lengths just right. And knowing when to end a chapter.

Wait, goblins don’t have novelists already? I thought every culture that had written language developed some sort of literary tradition soon after. What’s taken the goblins so long?

It’s not so difficult to be the greatest if you’re also tho only one.

“It was a blart and stormy night….”

“Wow, when you said ‘goblin writer’, I thought it was just a silly way of saying ‘ghost writer’!”

I bet it will be just an 100 pages of Blart.

Neologisms, a flood.

He wants to be a novelist… Doesn’t the goblin alphabet only have something like 12 characters in it?

F. Scott Fitzgoblin? Ernest Hemingoblin? Gertblaart Stein? Goblin Dos Passos? Does Engelblart dream he can surpass those literary figments? And they’re just the 20th-century USAians! What about Blartis Pasternak? Sigrid Undsblärt?

I would have thought Engelblart would be a singer. “Reblaaaart me”, “Spanish Blaaaarts” and so forth.

I saw an excerpt from his forthcoming book:

“Blart blart blart, blart blart. “Blart! Blart blart?” Blart Blart.

Genius.

He looks like a blartist.

whenever i start chopping up words and putting them together to make new words… i just… can’t… stop.

I come up with better words tho… like “floopdiloop”…

no i’m just kidding, i didn’t come up with that word.

I did invent the word fairydaisical tho…

fairydaisical: having qualities of both fairies and daisies. Something that is fairydaisical may also neutralize harmful or unwanted electromagnetic radiation.