Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 25, 2023

I don’t care a lot about fancy whether I can afford it or not.

My mind is a mystery, even to me.

a long-winded way to say it, but it sure is something

“It is what it is”!

Knowing a lot about something still doesn’t mean you can teach it.

Marigold was very apt in comparing unicorns to the sun. In saying, “Can grass tell you how to grow?”, she seems to be comparing herself to a food source.

I remember a Peanuts story arc where Woodstock was in love with a worm. Snoopy commented, “Woodstock falling in love with a worm is like me falling in love with a can of dog food.”

I don’t know much about aid, but I know what I like.

Marigold is my homegirl!

“Some things simply ARE,” says Marigold.

Q: Why are pirate jokes so funny?

A: I don’t know… they just aaarrrrr.

I was right. Nothing learned, nothing gained. Still amusing tho.

Marigold is still humble as ever, isn’t she?