Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 05, 2023

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    Averagemoe  over 1 year ago

    Whatever happened to “It’s funny because it’s true?”

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    Actually it’s true. I say that because I don’t believe in perfection anymore.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    unicorns will be unicorns

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    Marigold sounds like a politician.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  over 1 year ago

    Marigold is practically perfect in every way.

    (In all seriousness, anyone else think young Mary Poppins-era Julie Andrews would’ve made a good voice for Marigold?)

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    Marigold is making a Unicorn joke!

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    Decepticomic  over 1 year ago

    I’ve heard worse jokes.

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    Jungle Empress  over 1 year ago

    I self-deprecate all the time. Maybe I can give you pointers, Mari. To go with the one you already have, of course.

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    French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Heh.

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    DHBirr  over 1 year ago

    “You are flawed and imperfect, but you have not corrected the errors by sterilization! Execute your prime function!” (But only after we beam you off the ship.) — James T. Kirk, getting rid of another troublesome computer; as writer David Gerrold remarked, how IBM must hate that man!

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Give Marigold points for trying.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A very difficult form of humor for unicorns!

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