Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 10, 2024

What about cotton candy? Can’t be an angry mob without cotton candy!

I thought that pitchforks, torches and that sort of thing, were the kinds of things that The Shield of Boringness was there to prevent.

Did Marigold travel back in time to 1789 Paris?

Pitch forks and torches is not your thing I thought Marigold!

Does she have her own version of Gaston who dreads Equine of the sentient variety?

Mari’s on fire today! Luckily she isn’t, too…

“A riot is an ugly thing. And it’s just about time we had one!” – Young Frankenstein

“To the lumber yard!” – Inspector Kemp

A bit of a kerfuffle that is not small? That does not confuse me at all!

Yikes. Wait, no. This is more serious than that.

ZOUNDS.

Actually, it sound more like an alternate name for a bran muffin. Maybe one with currents and bits of ginger.

On the topic of the person who suggested that Pegasi might be more popular now, I’m writing this comment from Disney World, and I am seeing a suspiciously large number of plushies of the Pegasus from Hercules.

I’m sure they just want to talk.

That’s not a kerfuffle. That’s a hullabaloo.

Wielding or being wielded against, I wonder -

Uh, oh!

Kerfuffle? That pony with the prosthetic leg?

I’d say this is easily more a commotion

Relax, they’re only hayforks to feed you. And the torches were to light up the night.

But seriously, this is the first time I’ve heard of what sounds like an angry mob after a unicorn.

“Pitchforks, torches, that sort of thing.” THAT is a great line!

Are we sure it’s not that old story about Unicorn’s blood again?

Remember, always wrap up an angry mob chase with ice cream per Sam Starfall in the Freefall comic.