Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 29, 2024

Blasphemy and sacrilege!

Yes. And pretty!

“He’s a one-trick pony…” – Paul Simon

Give me a minute, I’ll think of something!

Admit it, Marigold, Phoebe has a point and you know it.

STAGnant? You’re not a deer.

Turns out that learning about the entirety of unicorn culture only takes about 2 minutes; 1 minute per topic.

I’d like to see some male unicorns showing off and talking about how studly and powerful they are, for a change.

Marigold needs to brush up with a thesaurus.