Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 11, 2024

And some people called to report a noisy Unicorn, only for people outside of the area to dismiss it as a drunk prank.

Even though people usually compare Phoebe to Calvin and Marigold to Hobbes, this conversation feels like a role reversal.

So, proclaiming “woe” on a loop counts as calm?

Marigold stepping in a puddle: Crisis or utterly trivial situation?

Did she look in the mirror and say "I gaze upon my beauty and ewww, gross, slug slime. My beauty is ruined.

Working EMS… I can say that I relate to this.

I wonder what the great worry is!

Uh-ohhhhhh…!

Reminds me of Rarity running around in panic in the rain.

Seems like backwards priorities.

“Tragedy is I cut my finger. Comedy is I fall down an open manhole and I die!” — Mel Brooks.

…yeah, okay, that scans.

It takes more than 5 minutes to clean off slug slime.

Kinda like how some vehicles drive smoothly at high speeds but jitter at low speeds.

I like this. Maybe because I do the same thing??? No, wait. Is everything trivial? Is nothing trivial (starts to spin around)?

I know why Pigbon (strip on right) don’t take comments. He doesn’t want to hear “When’s the next strip?”.