Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 10, 2024

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    Averagemoe  6 months ago

    My enemies are the type to sneakily press F1 while you’re in the middle of something, causing the help page to interrupt you.

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    jerrica.benton333  6 months ago

    I’m digging the facial expressions, recently!

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    Jungle Empress  6 months ago

    I’m either too nice or two unimportant to have enemies. Or maybe I do, and they just haven’t introduced themselves yet.

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    johndifool  6 months ago

    Well, there was Evil Phoebe from the mirror universe…

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    French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 6 months ago

    Gotta love Phoebe‘s logic!

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    Ignatz Premium Member 6 months ago

    “Everybody hates me because I’m so GOOD” seems to be a pretty common sentiment, actually.

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    Decepticomic  6 months ago

    You can literally judge anyone by anything. I judge people based on whether they can tell why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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    mistie710  6 months ago

    Kellogg’s Unicorn Frosties! They’re GRRRRRREAT! (and sparkly)

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    Calvinist1966  6 months ago

    Phoebe MAY be thinking of the 1970 comedy film “They Might Be Giants” in which George C. Scott played a delusionary named Justin Playfair who believed himself to be Sherlock Holmes and had a female psychiatrist called Dr Joan Watson. At one point, Justin Playfair tells his Dr Watson, “You can judge a man by the quality of his enemies.” He is proud to have an imaginary Professor Moriarty for his enemy.

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    Frer Squirrel  6 months ago

    “Judge someone?” We do well to judge actions; but not people.

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