Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 05, 2024

Phoebe will think something very different by the time this story is over.

What? The goblins don’t have a talent portion of the contests?

They are stupid, but they go on all the time anyway!

They’re all just variations on the same old needy human theme: “I’m desperately pretending to seem better than you.”

Menhir a true word is spoken in jest?

Popularity contests ARE stupid, very stupid.

I think Dakota will have an advantage. She’s going up against a goblin who is insecure enough to demand a popularity contest. Not the sort of thing that inspires confidence. Although, maybe being actual royalty will cancel out the advantage.

Plus, it ensures the popularity auras don’t overlap so the meter gets a clear reading.

That does seem like a very goblin sort of thing to do.

Who knew that goblins watch westerns? Of course, whether they are good or bad, goblins are ugly…..

I hope they didn’t see what happens AFTER ten paces in a Western…

Dakota and Phoebe agree on one thing, this is a day for history