Pickles by Brian Crane for August 26, 2014

Plants are alive.

Donuts are mostly dead.

What about the poor, countless numbers of active culture in her yogurt?

I used to know a girl was a vegetarian “except for turkey on Thanksgiving and ham on Christmas and brats on Memorial Day and bacon on any day.”

A lot of wishy-washy would-be vegetarians like to announce “I don’t eat anything that has a face!” I always like to ask them to point out the face on an oyster..Anyway, “you are what you eat”. Cows are herbivorous. I eat cows. Therefore I’m a vegetarian.

I guess his mom doesn’t realize that plants are alive too.

She must be eating the Donut People! They live on Brewster Rockit.

I have to admit that I am a carnivore. Well, except salad, broccoli, etc., sometimes. And especially Donuts!!!!

Your mother killed a doughnut?Next thing you know, she’ll kill a Nauga for his hide.

Omnivores eat it all

They may have been alivie until someone shot a whole through the middle of them. The ones that weren’t shot died after having a bite taken out of them. They started oozing jelly.

our bodies are genetically programmed to consume all kinds of things.we overdo or underdo any at our peril(just as sex is messy, but those who eschew it leave no biological descendants)

Level 5 Vegans won’t eat anything that casts a shadow.

You killed Bobo!

Well I wonder what she eats since animals used to be alive, so are plants, even dirt and rocks likely have some sort of insects, bugs, bacteria in them to eat.

Humans are at the Top of the Food Chain, excluding those unique situations when you meet a Grizzly in the woods or the occasional Great White in the Ocean.

I looked it up and it’s false.It’s just a joke.

The sometimes hamburger is probably one of those horrible vegeburgers made to look like the real thing!

When I eat I don’t discriminate.