Pickles by Brian Crane for February 15, 2015

Oh, yes, they call him the StreakHe likes to show off his physiqueIf there’s an audience to be foundHe’ll be streakin’ aroundInvitin’ public critique.

Don’t look, Ethel!

Senior squeakers?

At least Opal is trying by getting off her plump butt Earl.

aaaaaaand …. what new word would that be? I don’t see any new words there.

Flashed her right in front of the shock absorbers.

This is the first time I’ve seen Opal in anything other than that purple dotted dress!

As the great Norm Crosby would have noted, “Senescent — an obvious portmanteau of scenic and scent, like low tide at the beach”.

Streak away.

Then twerk.

That should kill both.

I want to know which name Earl was wishing for.

Good Luck, Opal!

xxx

Love Ray Stevens! I thought Opal had a cane until I realized it was the stripe on her pants.

the mental pictures alone are devastating – wobbles always wobble but they don’t fall down!!

Yes we all hope it was not streakers