Pickles by Brian Crane for March 09, 2016

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    LuvThemPluggers  over 8 years ago

    A likely story, Earl!

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 8 years ago

    Ask a curious question and receive a humorous answer.

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    tom  over 8 years ago

    Happened to me once!

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    linsonl  over 8 years ago

    Get a black eye doing something stupid and then you have to think up some lie to explain it. Happened to me before. No, I will not tell you what I was doing stupid.

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    GROG Premium Member over 8 years ago

    It could happen to you, but it won’t happen to me.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 8 years ago

    You’re losing your grip, Earl.

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    Linguist  over 8 years ago

    I once broke a blood vessel under my eye, giving myself a “shiner”. When people inquired, I’d say " You should see the other guy. " or some such nonsense. It was much easier and less embarrassing than telling the truth – I was sitting on the toilet, and sneezed….

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    Dani Rice  over 8 years ago

    Gary Moore (I’m showing my age!) once appeared on “I’ve Got a Secret” with a shiner. He’d poked himself in the eye putting on his hat.

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    jtviper7  over 8 years ago

    I still think Opal punched him…

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    FishDog93  over 8 years ago

    Never punched myself in the face, but I have, twice now, ripped my sheets trying to pull them up.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 8 years ago

    An old joke few will get, even though they get the gist:.“Man, you look awful. What happened?”.“My wife, my stove-wood and none of your business.”.Maybe if we substituted “skillet” or “remote” or, in Tiger Woods’ case, “golf clubs.”

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    I would find it funny until it happened to me.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 8 years ago

    It could happen.

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    angelfiredragon  over 8 years ago

    I’m surprised Earl has that kind of punching power

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    abbybookcase  over 8 years ago

    a friend of mine who’s hubby liked to play catch with the deodorant before putting it on and getting dressed, 1 day missed and gave her a black eye. her coworkers all instantly thought he’d been abusing her. and they knew her husband! gentlest soul in the world. crazy world we live in.

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    Sue G  over 8 years ago

    Just buy sheets for a bigger bed – queen or king size for a full bed, king for a queen bed. Don’t know what you do if you have a king size bed. A lot of people have quit using flat sheets and blankets, and just use a fitted sheet and comforter.

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