How about when they (the male of the house) leaves one or two squares on it so they won’t have to change it because it’s not all used up? As if 2 squares is good for anything! This is another flapping offense and Opal ought to give Earl a good flapping.
When I was about 12 years old (back in the ‘60s), I went to a big wedding of a cousin that lived in Seattle. I can remember being at my Uncle’s home as he was telling a young woman (teenager about 17 or 18) who had just left the bathroom that the walls are rather thin and he couldn’t help overhearing that she used a bit too much toilet paper. I never saw anyone’s face go to bright red so fast! He was quite the kidder.
My girlfriend will never put a new roll on the spindle. She will just set it on top of the old one. The height of laziness! But boy, if I leave the toilet seat up I’ll never hear the end of it!
I can’t believe a woman like Opal doesn’t have a shitty kitty- a wooden cat with a stick that holds 4 or 5 rolls of TP. I couldn’t imagine having to go out to the linen closet any time we ran out.
A life rule: Never use a bathroom, toilet stall, etc., for the purpose for which it is intended without first checking that there is toilet paper available.
Just because it was such a good comment on this topic, I’m going to re-post Steve L’s link from yesterday. Don’t miss it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swCHkzsu2Og
I don’t usually agree with Opal but in this case I do. However, Opal it would be much easier if you kept some rolls of TP under the sink in the bathroom.
TP under the sink, at least two rolls on the back of the toilet, and here’s a little secret for an emergency: that cardboard tube can be used to wipe yourself!
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
could be a continuation of yesterday
debra4life1958 almost 8 years ago
I always keep a package of toilet paper in the bathroom under the sink – saves time, and I don’t have to get off the toilet to get a new roll.
alondra almost 8 years ago
How about when they (the male of the house) leaves one or two squares on it so they won’t have to change it because it’s not all used up? As if 2 squares is good for anything! This is another flapping offense and Opal ought to give Earl a good flapping.
Dirty Dragon almost 8 years ago
Next Sunday: Loose end over the top vs. under the roll.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
If he is that lazy then don’t replace it just get one as you need it from a roll yourself.
macky87 almost 8 years ago
When I was about 12 years old (back in the ‘60s), I went to a big wedding of a cousin that lived in Seattle. I can remember being at my Uncle’s home as he was telling a young woman (teenager about 17 or 18) who had just left the bathroom that the walls are rather thin and he couldn’t help overhearing that she used a bit too much toilet paper. I never saw anyone’s face go to bright red so fast! He was quite the kidder.
jbrown292 almost 8 years ago
Ahh the “American” way; ALWAYS finding something to argue about!! “CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 8 years ago
" Good Idea, sweetie, why don’t you just do that?"
(and then she hit me)
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
As long as it’s there I don’t care which way it hangs……….always have a spare within reach :-)
I'll fly away almost 8 years ago
She’s really the Toilet Paper Fairy.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 8 years ago
My girlfriend will never put a new roll on the spindle. She will just set it on top of the old one. The height of laziness! But boy, if I leave the toilet seat up I’ll never hear the end of it!
GROG Premium Member almost 8 years ago
An unsolicited service that comes free of charge at annoyingly frequent intervals.
John Wiley Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Retribution for Friday’s foot-fanny fracas?
duckman26 almost 8 years ago
I can’t believe a woman like Opal doesn’t have a shitty kitty- a wooden cat with a stick that holds 4 or 5 rolls of TP. I couldn’t imagine having to go out to the linen closet any time we ran out.
cubswin2016 almost 8 years ago
Maybe that lecture would serve a purpose if Grandma also whacked Grandpa on the head with a newspaper.
usafmsgt almost 8 years ago
Archie Bunker schooled Meathead about the over/under rule.
usafmsgt almost 8 years ago
And maybe their grandson did it.
Perkycat almost 8 years ago
This is a lot of comments for Pickles. I can’t believe how many discussions and arguments we have over, of all things, toilet paper.
ebevey almost 8 years ago
A life rule: Never use a bathroom, toilet stall, etc., for the purpose for which it is intended without first checking that there is toilet paper available.
Carl R almost 8 years ago
Sarcasm is a great motivator for me. If my wife addressed me like that, it would be a long, long time before I ever changed another toilet paper roll.
ANIMAL almost 8 years ago
We have a saying in my country….. “Always look out for number #1 before you start number #2”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
I am a male and prefer my toilet seat down. Though I have no pets.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Just because it was such a good comment on this topic, I’m going to re-post Steve L’s link from yesterday. Don’t miss it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swCHkzsu2Og
whenlifewassimpler almost 8 years ago
I don’t usually agree with Opal but in this case I do. However, Opal it would be much easier if you kept some rolls of TP under the sink in the bathroom.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I’m a single male who always replaces the toilet roll — do I need counseling?
LuvThemPluggers almost 8 years ago
…as for actually cleaning the toilet if you made a royal mess, that skill seems unavailable to men, also.
K M almost 8 years ago
Reminds me of a little book I saw a couple of months ago called If I Get Hit by a Bus Tomorrow, Here’s How You Change a Roll of Toilet Paper.
SeaDragon almost 3 years ago
TP under the sink, at least two rolls on the back of the toilet, and here’s a little secret for an emergency: that cardboard tube can be used to wipe yourself!