Pickles by Brian Crane for September 25, 2018

Earl, did you hear? Japan just landed on an asteroid, well, you’re about to get an up close and personal look.

If that’s what your life is usually like Earl, are you sure your name isn’t Jon Arbuckle?

Small victories! Baby steps!

a boy who wanted to move to Australia named Alexander would LOVE to hear your good day, Earl

Keep it going…. don’t trust a fart.

I never keep my Flexall 454 in the same cabinet as my Colgate; someone else usually brings in the paper and my household plumbing is in good shape. Things went well today.

Earl play the lottery….since you are on a roll !

You just jinxed it, Earl!

But the unsaid remains, did Pearl leave?

Hard to disagree with that.

Top it off with a nap and you got something, Earl.

I was going to make a Kentucky jelly on toast joke……..but I won’t.

The shower head thing happened to me

Score!

Come on give us a break for old guys that’s a great start to the day

But do your socks match?

It’s the little things that matter. . .

And I thought I was having problems getting older, lol!

At his age, if he didn’t pee in the bed last night, it was a great night!

And his “Depends” still have a bit of room.

If you keep your expectations low, you’ll seldom be disappointed.

Bengay’s better than Prep H.

Everyday I wake up is a good day ! And… after reading the newspaper and not finding my name in either the Police Reports or the Obituaries, then I know it’s going to be a great day !

When does his good day turn bad? After the first, second or third fail?

….but the day ain’t over yet! ;o]